LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

[strawbewwy.]

Smeagol, please do Master a favor and tell her? (Or is it Mistress. I honestly don't care.) Please? I will give you a fish!

Ok. So. I am not talking to him like a dog. I totally fail ._. *Facepalm*

[Tom Bombadil]

Smeagol, please do Master a favor and tell her? (Or is it Mistress. I honestly don't care.) Please? I will give you a fish!

Ok. So. I am not talking to him like a dog. I totally fail ._. *Facepalm*

Come now, Smeagol, tell Master where to get LOTR stuff. (Actually i am a girl but i don't mind being called 'Master')

Aragorn?

Aragorn: "Umm.... No idea, you should ask Smeagol. He knows."
Me: 'We asked him, fool! He didn't answer us! We're not THAT stupid." *Whacks Aragorn with pointy stick*
Aragorn: "OW! That hurt! What was that for?"
Me: "For you being a fool." *Runs away brandishing stick*

(This is funny! Really funny!!! But poor Aragorn...)

[strawbewwy.]

You ought to appoligize to Aragorn. He is King y'know and he could...uh...I dunno. Put you in jail?

[epimetheus]

Smeagol: No....no my precioussss....we shall not tell them....NO!!!!!!!!!

[I honestly don't know. Ask legolas.]

Legolas: "I'm not very sure... umm..." *Shoots Orc coming at me*
Me: "oh.. Thanks for that!" *stops brandishing stick so she doesn't hit Legolas*

[strawbewwy.]

Why not Smeagol? I thought Smeagol was a friend!? *Sniffles*

[epimetheus]

Smeagol: NEVER!!!!!
Merry: "What'cha guys talking 'bout?" *Pats hereth on the back.*

[Tom Bombadil]

Smeagol: No....no my precioussss....we shall not tell them....NO!!!!!!!!!

[I honestly don't know. Ask legolas.]

Legolas: "I'm not very sure... umm..." *Shoots Orc coming at me*
Me: "oh.. Thanks for that!" *stops brandishing stick so she doesn't hit Legolas*

(Good- don't hit Legolas! That would be bad!)

[strawbewwy.]

*Jumps* Whoa der Merry. Where'd you come from? Um. Well. I'm TRYING to find out where these LOTR action figures are. But SOMEBODY won't tell me! *Glares at Smeagol*

(Smeagol better watch it. I don't have a nice temper xD)

[epimetheus]

Merry: "I came ...from... the ... Shire."
Gandalf: "What's Smeagol up to now?" *Glares at Smeagol*

[Tom Bombadil]

*Jumps* Whoa der Merry. Where'd you come from? Um. Well. I'm TRYING to find out where these LOTR action figures are. But SOMEBODY won't tell me! *Glares at Smeagol*

(Smeagol better watch it. I don't have a nice temper xD)

(oh no- poor Smeagol! This is getting good!)

*grabs popcorn and watches how this is going to turn out, hoping for SOMEONE to tell her where to get LOTR stuff!!!*