First series:
First Series:
1st Book: TIAJNAD
2nd Book: Sneaky Times In This Journal
3rd Book: Do Not Read Any Further
4th Book: The Big City And Bob!
5th Book: No Place To Run
6th Book: At Death's Door
7th Book: Life Or Death
8th Book: 'Til The Last Breath
9th Book: Running Out Of Time
10th Book (Finale): War With The World
Back Stories:
~~Jenette: The Call Of The Angels
~-Suzi: Broken
Second series:
1st Book: After Saving The World
2nd Book: Escape From Time
And now, the third book in the TIAJNAD series!
Banishment. I had somehow been... BANISHED?! WHAT THE HAM?!
Ennhhhhnnhnnhnhnhneeenhenhnehn....
You'll get over it. I've been here for five years now.
EAGIO;EBAIGO;EABUGIELA 5 YEARS?!?!
Yes. Well, five years in Banishment Land time, anyway. But five years here is only five minutes in regular world time.
So.... I could be here for thirty years, but it would only be a half hour in the regular world?
Exactly.
........... that is messed up.
Rhubarb sighed and plopped down onto the ground.
I just wish that I could have gotten through to Jenette before I was sent here.
Jenette? Oh, right, you're her Clyffypoo.
Rhubarb turned his head toward me quickly and glared.
Don't ever call me that again.
I took a step back.
Sure, yeah, whatever. I wasn't even speaking to you.
Who were you speaking to, then?
Uh........ myself?
Rhubarb rolled his eyes. And then I realized something. I would probably be spending an eternity with this pie face! An eternity with pie.... now, while that may seem like a dream come true, it isn't when that certain pie is Rhubarb. An eternity with Rhubarb.... I suddenly felt like gagging. Not that Rhubarb wasn't awesome and stuff, but I was WAY more awesome, and he looked creepy. O.o
So... uh.... what do we do here?
We're banished. What do you think we do?
Um..... we..... hold on, I know this one..... we...... dance and sing songs?
NO! What are you, an idiot?!
Well, somebody's in a mood.
We are BANISHED! WE DO NOTHING!
Nothing says you, everything says I.
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?!
I dunno, just thought I'd say it.
... I'm going to put this as nicely as I possibly can. You.... are.... CRAZY!
I take that as a compliment!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF PIE! YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE BUNNY!
Heheh, that sounded like you said "Bad Bunny" which has two B's. Hey, that reminds me. I'm in the mood for a chocolate bunny. You got any?
UGH!
Rhubarb threw himself to the ground, quickly dug a hole in the sand (which we were standing on), and shoved his head in the hole. Then he spoke sort of muffled.
I give up!
Aww, don't give up! Whenever it seems like the end is near, it's just the beginning!
Rhubarb moaned, and then suddenly took his head out of the hole.
What'd you just say?
Uh... I sad 'whenever it seems like the end is near, it's just the beginning'?
That's it! Amy, you're a genius!
Of course I am! Wait, why am I?
Come on!
