Things That Annoy You [v.50]

[CyberneticVampire]

Why am I hanging around in the living room? I'm so anti social I'm surprised I didn't run out screaming. And I feel really faint being around them. I'm sorry family but I need my emo corner ;A;

[Postcard]

My friend just bought this tiny little red eared slider turtle. It's only a baby, and probably about an inch long.
The problem is, she's pretty sure he's going to stay this way because "that kind of turtle stays cute and tiny." She pretty much treats him like a goldfish. She absolutely adores him, though. So i guess that's good.

Problem is, this thing is going to grow. A lot. Sliders aren't small turtles. They grow slowly, but they get BIG.
My girl was about 4 inches long when I ought her, and four years laters she's doubled in length. She's huge, eats a ton, and has a massive tank. She's not really cute anymore, she has a big head and strong jaws and her claws are sharp. I adore her, and I was fully prepared for her to grow when I bought her. She's happy and healthy, and gets to live outside in our 150-gallon pond during the summer.
She also gets a lot feeder fish and bits of meat and good quality turtle pellets. She's a very spoiled reptile.

My friend is not prepared for this. She doesn't even have a heat lamp, she just keeps the tank next to a window. She's pretty convinced that this is perfectly adequate.
I really hope he doesn't get sick. Hatchlings are so easy to take care of- until they grow and need more space and get sick from the cold.

People need to realize that turtles are no different than any other pet. Do your research before you buy them, you don't just plunk them in a tank and feed them everyday and expect them to be okay. Then when they get too big people dump them in forests and lakes. The poor turtle ends up dying and they spread all sorts of diseases to all the other local turtles.

On a similar note:
I feel so lonely having a pet turtle. Everyone always goes on about how cute and fuzzy their dog or cat is while I'm changing my turtle's filter and watching her chase down fish.
Seriously, how can people resist these faces? D=

I want a turtle.
But no.
._.
I want a cat.
But no.
._.
I want a dog.
But no.
._.

There is absolutely no reason why we couldn't have any of these- large enough household, enough money to spoil them rotten (which I'll end up doing as I love animals), I can walk a dog, I can change a turtle's filter, and we can replace anything that is accidentally scratched. No little kids, and I get home from school early.
BUT NO.
WHY.

[marshmallows656]

when will people get that it's extremly difficult to read text this small?

[delete this acc]

Three days left.

Three.

And I still haven't done anything with my life.

[Mr Fox.]

Im really just plain tierd of people who cna make fun of other people just because they are different. I wear a dog choke chain, and you make fun of me for it. Well Im not makeing fun of you with your short pink skirts were when you bend over you can see you "Special Undies". So you dont need to make fun of me or any one who wears dogchains, or has died hair, or anything.Yes I wear a dog chain, yes I where my hair weird, yes I where a lacy hair bow and skinny jeans, and weird teeshirts, but that dosnt make me any less of a person then you..

[luxuriantluke]

Alright
friend, you like my crush
damn it...
you probably have a better chance than me :/
/le sob/

[zet137]

double standards
yeAH ITS TOTALLY OK TO BASH THESE GUYS BUT IF YOU BASH THOSE OTHER GUYS EVERYONE WILL MURDER YOU YAAAAAAAAAaaaayyyyyyy

[exorcism]

My throat feels weird why

[Snowseph]

Alright
friend, you like my crush
damn it...
you probably have a better chance than me :/
/le sob/

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I really dislike when people put their friends in their signature. I sometimes know them a bit, and it hurts me a bit. :l

[nicolettexx]

My grandma kept dropping things tonight. She dropped her wine glass on my iPod and cracked it. I'm glad it still works 3.3