Favorite Quotes

[Winterpool]

If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with lunch at the restaurant at the end of the universe?

I find it easier to hold up a wet bar of soap than a conversation.

There's the brain, and it's like, no, I'm not gonna let you love people because that's ridiculous. But that doesn't change what the heart actually thinks.

[Noel]

Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things.

-Ray Bradbury

[Moceanu]

"Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened."

[Dioscuri]

There are three cures for ennui: sleep, drink and travel.
- D. H. Lawrence

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.
- Aristotle

[s q u i s h y]

As cheesy as it sounds, today is the first day of the rest of your life. So make today count.

I'm an independent white boy.

~Caspar Lee

[Elvish]

"I'm a ninja."
"No, you're not,"
"Did you see that?"
"See what?"
"Exactly."
-Me and my friend

[Mimicry]

me: "Hey, you wanna know how to keep someone in suspense?"
friend: "How?"
me: "..."
friend: "HOW?!?"
me: "..."
friend: "tell me how!"
~me and a friend.

[FreddyCenobite]

"9 times out of 10, no problem."
"What happens on the 10th?"
"Problem."

The Big Bang Theory, when Howard get's married.

[Rekhyt]

"Excuseme, if you could let us in you can join us on our quest to the Holy Grail!"
"I 'on't think our masteer's gonna want te do that."
"Why not?"
"We already got one."
"What?"
"I said, we already got one."
-Speechless-
-Whispers with friends- "What did you say to 'im?" "I said, we already got one." "heheheheheh"
-Monty Python, the Holy Grail

[ShadowHunteress]

"Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a hamster, therefore you are an elderberry."