by SSQM » Sat May 22, 2010 4:04 am
You know it’s late when…
1. You start hearing things that aren’t really there.
2. You start SEEING things that aren’t really there.
3. When you keep pulling at your face to keep your eyes open.
4. You drink cold water to try to stay awake.
5. You splash some of that cold water on your face.
6. You see words like “Stalk Lynx” and see “Skylynx” instead.
7. Everything is extremely dirty.
8. No seriously, you can say “pudding” and it’ll be so dirty; you’ll be laughing until you cry.
9. When you blink rapidly to keep your eyes open.
10. When you keep looking at the clock and say to yourself, “If I go to bed NOW, I can get x amount of hours of sleep.”
11. You have no filter to what you say, making everything dirty- see number 7.
12. “I’m an easy Jigglypuff.”
13. There’s no one on the internet from your time zone.
14. You can’t think of the right words for anything.
15. You spell things weirdly.
16. “Uknighted States.”
17. Everything starts to become discolored because you can’t see straight.
18. Your back starts to hurt because you’ve been sitting like this for forever so you didn’t have to go to bed.
19. You start thinking about random stuff like Optimus Prime in a bikini.
20. …and it’s hilarious.
21. Oh yeah, random thoughts like CRAZY.
22. You see what time it is and say that it’s pointless to go to sleep at this point.
23. You think your action figures are fighting with each other.
24. “Slag you, Megatron!” *punch* “Frag off, Starscream!” *punch* (whole fight forms).
25. You think number 24 is funny.
26. You decide to get down on the floor and act it out.
27. Dr. Pepper (or your favorite beverage) sounds really good right now.
28. You get cold because your body wants to shut down so you can sleep.
29. You just wrap up in your favorite blanket and sit there anyway.
30. Bumblebee blanket is fuzzy.
31. Shutting off the lights would be critical to your ability to stay awake.
32. You see a pair of high heels across the room and vaguely wonder if you could walk in them.
33. …bad enough you can’t walk straight because you’re tired, let’s slap some heels on you.
34. …they’re four inches high.
35. …why the hell not?
36. You think you see small creatures running across the floor, and it’s just your eyes saccading across the room- just an optical illusion.
37. The things on your posters start “talking” to you.
38. “Hi Megan, would you like to play a card game?”
39. “In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!”
40. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
41. You have trouble typing.
42. You have trouble remembering who says those lines.
43. In order from 38 to 40, it’s Sailor Moon, Optimus Prime and Yami.
44. You read this later and know that’s terribly wrong.
45. Optimus Prime in a Sailor Moon costume- WHAT?
46. Oooo! Rock candy is over in the corner- munch munch.
47. You’d rather go downstairs and get some ice cream, but you’d wake up the house because your floors and stairs creak like mad.
48. If you did go get ice cream, you’d pretend that you were on a spy mission to get some super secret cold stuff just created by some scientist guy.
49. “Oh no! It’s Dr. Ebilmom! Run for it!”
50. Time travel makes no sense.
51. …especially when they’re going back and forth between the present and the past.
52. “Hi, I’m Orion Pax!” *time jump* “Optimus, I’m gonna fix this dew-hicky and it’ll be good as new!”
53. You sit there thinking- wth is going on?!
54. You have to re-watch the episode because you were so tired, you had no idea what was going on.
55. …you were just listening to Laurie Faso’s voice.
56. Your mind is jumping tracks like crazy.
57. You keep using the same words over and over to describe something.
58. …like crazy.
59. Pikachu is adorable.
60. … where the hell did that thought come from?
61. Drawing this late seems like a good idea until you actually try to draw something.
62. “What is that?” “It’s Starscream, can’t you tell?!”
63. You have trouble thinking anything through.
64. You hate when you yawn.
65. You’re blinking even more now.
66. Maybe I should go to bed.
67. Two and a half hours is better than none at all.
68. …neither is two.
69. …or one.
70. …how about five minutes?
71. You can always take a nap at some point.
72. …oh wait, you have to work/go to school/go somewhere important <strike>tomo</strike> <i>today</i>.
73. Slash sounds like a great thing to read right about now.
74. …that’s all thanks to the song that just came onto your MP3 player/iPod/CD player.
75. …crack stuff sounds really good.
76. …”So, they both were riding on a unicorn when he shoved him off and started to kiss him like there‘s no tomorrow. Then, they decided to go to McDonald’s, even though they can‘t eat there.”
77. You either have a one-track mind or your mind is all over the place.
78. …or somehow, you have both.
79. …random thoughts about different Transformers. Oh yeah. You should be sleeping.
80. …“instead of keeping these late hours I’ve been keepin’!”
81. “What I’ve Done.” You start naming the songs that happen to pop up on your music listening device onto a list you’re creating about being tired.
82. You wonder if you might get in trouble for not sleeping.
83. …what will be the repercussions?
84. “Go away stupid yawns.”
85. It’s okay to start speaking out loud to yourself.
86. …it’s okay to hold a conversation with yourself.
87. …”What’d you say?”
88. You start thinking you’re crazy.
89. Even though you wouldn’t understand it, you think you should go watch some youtube.
90. …didn’t we already cover this?
91. …is Back to the Future x Transformers ringing any bells?
92. …it should.
93. Writing probably wouldn’t be a good idea either.
94. You wonder if you can dance like a ballerina.
95. You know you’ve never taken any sort of classes, why are you wondering this?
96. Scatter brain?
97. You start wondering about common sense things like, “Why does 2+2=4? And why do we breathe?”
98. …and you don’t know the answer.
99. Maybe you really should be sleeping right now.
100. …that’s probably best.
LOL, my new list.
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