Favorite Quotes

[AtomicMilkshake]

"Hi, my name's Mark. I ride a scooter. I'm badass."

-Mark Hoppus.

[Rockpelt]

Rimmer: [explaining a lateral thinking question] 'It's 1971, a Swedish man crashes into a tree, what causes the accident?' There's nothing medical, nothing wrong with the car.
Lister: Right, so, um, this Swedish guy drives into a tree, what caused the accident.... Answer's in the back, right?
Rimmer: Right.
Lister: Well... That's a really hard one, that. I mean, probably gotta be pretty damn smart to get a question like that right. You know what, I'm gonna go for a moose.
Rimmer: A moose?!
Lister: Yeah, it was in the road, he swerved to avoid the moose.
Rimmer: Are you insane? That's never gonna be - it's a moose.
Lister: Sometimes life is good.

Kryten: Ah, sir, you asked me to remind you, it's ten minutes til your exam-
Rimmer: Kryten, lateral thinking question, just got it myself. It's 1971, a Swedish man drives into a tree, what causes the accident?
Kryten: Well, it's a moose, sir, he swerves and hits a tree.
Rimmer: Is it me? How did you get that?

Cat: Get what?
Rimmer: I've got something for you. A lateral thinking question.
Cat: A lottery what?
Rimmer: Ahhh, I knew I could rely on you. What caused this accident?
Cat: What accident?
Rimmer: No, no. It's a question, alright? Are you ready? It's 1971, a man-
Cat: Was he Swedish?
Rimmer: ... Yes?
Cat: A moose! It was a moose! He swerved to avoid it, and hit a tree! Oh, and the moose is on the road, by the way - not in the car driving.

[Moceanu]

Rimmer: [explaining a lateral thinking question] 'It's 1971, a Swedish man crashes into a tree, what causes the accident?' There's nothing medical, nothing wrong with the car.
Lister: Right, so, um, this Swedish guy drives into a tree, what caused the accident.... Answer's in the back, right?
Rimmer: Right.
Lister: Well... That's a really hard one, that. I mean, probably gotta be pretty damn smart to get a question like that right. You know what, I'm gonna go for a moose.
Rimmer: A moose?!
Lister: Yeah, it was in the road, he swerved to avoid the moose.
Rimmer: Are you insane? That's never gonna be - it's a moose.
Lister: Sometimes life is good.

Kryten: Ah, sir, you asked me to remind you, it's ten minutes til your exam-
Rimmer: Kryten, lateral thinking question, just got it myself. It's 1971, a Swedish man drives into a tree, what causes the accident?
Kryten: Well, it's a moose, sir, he swerves and hits a tree.
Rimmer: Is it me? How did you get that?

Cat: Get what?
Rimmer: I've got something for you. A lateral thinking question.
Cat: A lottery what?
Rimmer: Ahhh, I knew I could rely on you. What caused this accident?
Cat: What accident?
Rimmer: No, no. It's a question, alright? Are you ready? It's 1971, a man-
Cat: Was he Swedish?
Rimmer: ... Yes?
Cat: A moose! It was a moose! He swerved to avoid it, and hit a tree! Oh, and the moose is on the road, by the way - not in the car driving.

I love that episode XD Darn, I can't think of any right now........ D<

[PrincessMcLeod]

Unless life gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot

[sunshine;;]

"Be yourself, for those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Dr Seuss
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." -William Shakespeare
"If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -J.K Rowling

[remade]

"men are so idiotic."
"... Useless.."
"No"
~ Riza Hawkeye

[Rebel Faery]

It seems fitting that the Day of the Dead is approaching. We shall meet again, Pia Dante, and this time in the brightest of lights.
It is accomplished.

Trash by Andy Mulligan. I just finished it today in English (the rest of my class are only on page 123 )

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn.

My Mum.

[aiu]

"Darkness always had its part to play. Without it, how would we know when we walked into the light?"

- Abarat by Clive Barker

“We can live with dignity, we can’t die with dignity.”

- House M.D

“Around here, however, we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things, because we’re

curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.”

- Walt Disney

[chai!]

What do I do when I see someone extremely beautiful? I stare,smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.

I heard you are a player. Well, nice to meet you, I'm the coach.

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like little gasoline thieves.

That depressing moment when the person you hate is breathing.

Oh,I didn't tell you? Then it must be none of your business.

Screw butterflies, the whole zoo erupts in my stomach when I see you.

Oh I'm sorry! Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

If you like water,then you already like 70% of me.

'Don't answer back!' Parents' way of saying, 'I am all out of logical things to say.'

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

All taken from lolsotrue.com ^^

[Cheshirecat*_*]