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Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby ChocolateMilkCannon » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:25 pm

{THIS IS AN MLP FANFIC. IF YOU DON'T LIKE MLP, DON'T READ. Also, this is a rewrite of Chaotic Misadventures of a Bunch of Insane Teenagers. I'm not linking back to it because it's not good. xD

Chapter 1
Suspicions...


The rainbow crashed upon me at light speed, stone rising up my body. Defeated by six mortal ponies?

I don't think so.

This is only the beginning.
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"SADIE!" I yell. "Ponies!"

"I know!" She repeats. "Season three of My Little Pony airs tomorrow, November 10th! You've been talking about it for the last several minutes!" she laughs. "I know you're excited, and I am too, but... you're being a spazz!"

"You can't blame me~" I sing. "Discord will rule Equestria for all of eternity~"

Sadie sighs and blows her light brown bangs out of her face and stares at me through her glasses. "Candace. You. Are. A. Spazz."

I gasp and hold the palm of my hand against my chest while holding my other hand to my forehead. "I'm offended that you didn't notice that sooner. How could you?"

"Talk about being melodramatic." Sadie closes her laptop and slips it inside it's case. "We have less then a minute."

"AW DANG!" I squeal. I stash most of my notebooks and pencils in my binder and slam my laptop shut, where I have a picture of Sweetiebelle on top. I slide my laptop into its bag that has a keychain with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy attached to it.

If you haven't already noticed, I am a brony. Well, I'm a girl, but brony is a unisex term, okay?! But anyways, I happen to have an obsession for Discord, and I can never stop thinking about him... okay, that sounds cheesy.

I'm having a sleepover today at my house in honor of Season 3 of My Little Pony with my friends at my house. Knowing my friends, lots of weird [censored] is going to happen, and I'm not quite sure if my body is ready... Haha, just kidding.

The bell for the end of homeroom rings and I'm instantly out of my seat, bolting to the door so I can get out before anyone else. My excitement is piqued and I sprint through the upwards-tilting hallway, feeling ready to take on the world with my epic brony powers. Kids coming in from their homerooms outside stare at me in awe while I run. "I'M FASTER THAN ALL OF YOU," I brag-shout. "YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!" People give me odd looks, but I don't care! I'm awesome!

When I'm at my locker, there are already a few people there, but I hurry to get my stuff out of my locker so I'm not slowed down by the annoying kids in the hallway. I slip on my backpack that so happens to be an adorable kitten and I put on my lanyard. Sadly, I'm still not finished. I need to grab my trombone from the band room, which so happens to be VERY HEAVY. If I wasn't first chair in Jazz Band, I probably would've quit this thing by now. Good thing my trombone is a bazooka.

I slam my locker and twist the knob to lock it in sprint through the hallway. I can hear 'Gangnam Style' blaring from several cellphones as I run past the kids walking at half a mile an hour. I'm soon blocked by a huge clique of tall kids who happen to be in a circle surrounding two kids getting ready for a brawl. But since I don't give a flying feather, I just shove my way through the crowd and run off before anyone can notice I am even there. "This is me, giving a shiz!" I bellow.

I run through the cafeteria, and turn left to go down the stairs, go down the mentioned stairs... AND... there's nobody here. Well, that was anti-climatic.

I attempt to walk down the stairs, but for some reason I can't even go down two steps without my body just being turned around and shoved up the stairs! What the-?! "What is this heresy?!" I shout. I'm not expecting an answer, but then I hear, Your mom, obviously. echo through my mind. Something pushes me down the stairs and I nearly faceplant the ground, but something prevents me from doing this, and I just... appear in the band room. Whut?

I walk into the band room, where there are other people (But I'm kind of socially awkward, so I didn't talk to any of them) and I grab my music folder from its cubby. I then go to get my instrument which so happens to be on the very top self which nearly falls on top of my head. I groan to myself and get the hell out as fast as I can, running up the stairs and between the crowds of people, using my trombone case as a battering ram.

When I finally get out of the door I'm greeted by more people who just can't seem to get out of my way. I roll my eyes and continue to lazily shove my way through the crowds in hopes that some day that they can learn to move like real people.

I get to the road where the buses are resting to find my friend Lily walking over to Bus 6. My eyes widen in excitement and without regards to my trombone, I begin to sprint at full speed to greet my friend.

"LLLLIIIILLLLYYYYY!" I scream. "WAIT FOR ME!!!"

Lily turns to see what her impending doom is when I nearly tackle her with hugs. "Rawr," I growl. "I'm a kitty."

"I'm sure you are," Lily giggles as she attempts to pry myself off of her. "You excited for Season three?"

"HECK YES!" I screech. "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

We step inside the bus, my trombone clanging against the sides of the seats as I try to find one to sit in myself. After I finally get a good place to sit along with Lily, I whip out my laptop and start to play a pony song of true epicness while some anti-bronies sitting in the front mumble something about 'stupid pony songs'.

While I play 'Waiting is Magic' on a page I left up, I hear a loud 'THUD' on top of the bus accompanied with a muffled "Umph." I giggle to myself and whisper in my friend Sandy's ear, "Discord's coming~" I'm obviously joking, but it's fun to pretend, isn't it?

Pretending? Who says that this is pretending? The same voice echoes through my mind. Where the heck is this commentary coming from!?

"Oh Candace," Sandy sighs while brushing her short, light blonde hair to the side. "You're so crazy."

We spend the rest of the bus ride in (almost) silence until we stop at my old elementary school, where I have to fit through the middle of the bus with my trombone at my side, and a bunch of troublesome little kids stand in my way. But since I'm awesome, I just push those kids out of the way to and step off of the bus.

My friend Ethan catches up to me and we begin our... journey and walk down a hill. When we get to the turning point, I hear an all too familiar voice purr, "I hope your body is ready." A short, chubby, blonde-haired boy with glasses jumps out of a nearby bush.

"LOGAN!" I holler. "You perv!"

"How'd ya know it was me? I was practicing my Pedo-Bear voice acting." He catches up with Ethan and I and we turn left, where my tan house comes into view. "Besides, that phrase was your idea anyway."

I nudge Logan with my trombone case and mutter, "I told you to say that to a stranger. It would be really hilarious."

I feel someone try to tickle my neck and I turn around to see Haylee, a tall 19-year-old with short brown hair and glasses.

"Rawr."

All three us get nervous looks and I scream, "RUN FOR YOU LIVES! BEFORE SHE GETS YOU!"

Haylee lets out an insane cackle and we all sprint in different directions, me carrying my trombone case in my arms as if it is a bazooka. Luckily, I was in cross country first quarter, so I get to a fast pace and freaking run.

I hear a serene voice laugh, Now, Celestia, calm down, you're scaring the children.

Discord, I'm putting an end to this! Give up, I'm not letting you get any further!

That's Celestia's voice, I'd recognize it anywhere! I look to my feet, where a white blur zips by. I end up tripping over it and I faceplant the ground.

"OW, SPRINKLES!!!"

"CANDACE!!" Logan, Ethan and Haylee appear over me and help me up. "What happened?"

"You wouldn't believe it," I mumble. Sadly, they aren't Discord-obsessed bronies, so this would be hard to explain. Who knows, maybe I'm so sleepy I thought up that voice myself. And maybe the white blur was the concrete, or maybe even a stray cat! I wipe the stray dust off of my face and arms and pick up my trombone, which also has scrapes all over it. Ah, it's been through a lot, nothing to worry about.

When I finally get to my house, we go our separate ways and I unlock the door and set my things in my room flowing superfluously with clothes and pencils. I toss some of my clothes into my dresser and others into my closet, which has way too many shoes where half of them don't even fit me anymore.

Well, my sleepover comes up in a few hours, what to do? Well, it is a sleepover, so I might as well get into my pajamas, which I'll remind you are very fluffy. I lay my planned outfit on my bed and begin to pull my shirt up when I see something looking at me through the window.

I utter, "If you want to live, you better stop watching me change, Discord."

I throw a pillow at the window behind me and whatever was there was gone. Well, I didn't think it was really Discord. It was just a guess.

I manage to get my pajamas on without any other weird things happening and I walk into the kitchen to start my chores.

[hr]Two hours later...[hr]

My mom walks into the house, the door opening with a -SSS- and a loud -CLANG-.

"Ugh," she groans. "Work sucks! Good thing it's Friday."

I run from the computer into the living room, where my mom is putting her purse on the couch and my baby sister is in her car seat on the ground. I giggle with excitement as I look into her cute, adorable, beady blue eyes. She laughs at me an flails her arms. When I try to give her a kiss on the forehead, she just reaches for my glasses and grips onto them like a little monster.

"Nono Maysen, get it off, that's not allowed, NUUU" I shake my head until she lets go. I get up and turn to my mom and tell her, "You know the pony sleepover is today, right?"

"Oh crap!" she yells to no one in particular. "This place is a mess, and Katrina's mom told me they're gonna be here in a few minutes! Candace, go pick up the den."

I turn my back to her and roll my eyes.

"Okay." I slide across the kitchen floor on my fluffy pink pajama pants and hop over the three-step-flight of stairs. I holler, "I used to wonder what friendship could be.... Until DISCORD CONQUERED EQUESTRIA!!!"

But instead of picking anything up, I sit on the couch and watch some ponies I recorded on my mom's TV. But since I'm cursed to never have more than 10 seconds to myself, the doorbell rings and I'm instantly up the stairs and opening the door to my friend Katrina.

"Let me in, it's really windy out here!" Well that's pretty easy to see, seeing how her long, brown hair is all over the place in the breeze, including her freckled face.

I open the door and she steps inside, and I can hear her mother call, "Bye, 'Trina, see you tomorrow!" The golden van her mom was in pulls out of the driveway and back into the direction of her home.

"So, Katrina, did you bring any candy?" I grin. "We're pulling an all-nighter~"

"Nah, that's Ali's job." We start to pace towards my room and Katrina leans towards me. She whispers into my ear, "So did any other weird occurrences lately?"

I sigh. If you haven't noticed already, weird things happen around this neighborhood, and it oddly all started when my obsession for Discord sprouted like a little bean plant. Wait, beans? What does that even have to do with anything? Oh well, on with my monologue.

Ever since then, I couldn't get this weird feeling out of my head that someone is watching me....

"Well today I was running away from that high school girl Haylee, you know her right? Anyways, I started running really fast to get away from her and I swear I heard the Discord talking to Princess Celestia! It was really weird. Oh, and then I saw something white slip in front of my feet, making me trip! I freakin' face planted the ground! It was all 'PLOOSHWHAAAA'."

Katrina looks at me with a smirk on her face and places her hand on my shoulder. "Candace, if you're on drugs, don't be afraid to tell me." She grins.

"I'm not on drugs, I'm probably just tired. I get really weird voices in my head when I'm tired.... Anyway, did you bring your drawing stuff? I have some really cool sketches to show you~" We step into my cluttered room and I take my sketchbook out of my backpack, turning to a page to show her.

Katrina looks to my foot with a somewhat worried look on her face when I feel something grab my ankle and I fall to the ground.

I hear Celestia. Discord, I won't have this! Stop it right now!

I put my ear to the ground. "Katrina, it's the voices again... Discord is on his way~" I cackle.

My growing insanity is interrupted by a loud knocking on the door. "HAY, LET ME IN!!!"

Katrina and I look to each other. "Ali." I smirk. I get off of the floor and open the door to find nobody there when I feel two hands on my shoulders.

"Prepare your body, I don't think it's ready yet," someone whispers.

"Hi Ali," I drone.

Ali leans herself on my back. "The name's Princess M. Don't forget it... Anyways, I brought candy!" She plops a bag of it on my head to prove the point. "But watch out, I might have accidentally slipped some roofies in there..." she chuckles.

Katrina walks into the living room. "You guys better not be getting nasty in here..."

Ali hops up and glomps Katrina. "Wifey! I love you!"

Wifey? What the heck is that?

Hey, that wasn't me!
I think to the voice in my head.

It wasn't you either. Nor was it the draconequus standing next to you.

"What?" I turn to my right and find no draconequus at my side, but a puff of smoke, indicating that there was indeed somebody -or pony- there. I turn to Katrina and ask, "Did you see that? There was someone standing next to me, and- are you even listening to me?!"

-DING DONG-

"Wahh," I whine. "Why does nobody listen to Candace?" I flail my arms as I walk over to the door and open it to find Heaven.

"Sup bro?" Heaven drawls. "I brought... stuff." she slings a giant gym bag onto the floor, with some of the contents spilling out, such as candy and pencils. "Oh, crap..."

I start to help her put things away when I feel something glassy in the bag. Broken glass maybe? I pull it out, but it's not broken glass. It's a glass of chocolate milk.

"What... the... heck?" I stare into the brown liquid for a little bit when I see an all too recognizable face and I drop it. "HOLY CRA-"

Heaven catches it before it can hit the ground with a swift movement of her hand. Handing it back to me, she whispers, "You okay bro?"

"I don't know anymore." I shudder. "The very reality of itself is collapsing around me..."

Everybody just looks at me as if I just recited something from Shakespeare himself. "Do you like my acting skills?" I pipe up. "I just got them two seconds ago!"

-DING DONG-

"Why is everybody getting here at the same time?!" I shout.

"There is no time for nonsense, open the door!" Ali roars.

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!" I yell, while opening the door to find both my friends Lily and Sandy. You know, the ones on the bus?

Lily's brown hair would be flowing in the breeze, that is, if she hadn't CHOPPED IT OFF. Now it's shoulder length, and the ends are blonde.

"Hi, Candace." Lily greets.

She's attacked with hugs all around.

"LILY!"

"LILY, I LOVE YOU!!!"

"WHEEEEE"

"Get off of me!" She grunts. "I don't like hugs!"

Sandy manages to squeeze through the doorway and sets her stuff on the floor. "Goodness gracious, girls, stop attacking Lily! That's my job!"

As if it were on command, all of us are thrusted off of Lily from some invisible force. I ask, "What the heck was that? I don't recall letting go of Lily."

But for some reason, everybody ignores me, and they all head down the stairs without a word... What is going on here? I grab a soda from the fridge and head down the stairs, but I feel like I'm forgetting something.

"Sup guys?" I walk into the basement to find them fighting over which MLP episode to watch.

"Discord is best pony!"

"But Queen Chryssy is better! You shut up!"

"Exploding chocolate milk!"

I'd rather have the latter.

Shut up.


Ali turns to me. "Candace! You have the deciding vote! Return of Harmony, or A Canterlot Wedding?"

"Who the heck do you think I am?" I deadpan. "Discord, obviously!" I'm congratulated with a bunch of whooping and applause. Whilst rolling my eyes, I sit on the couch next to Heaven and whisper in her ear, "Have you been noticing anything weird going on around here lately?"

"Nah, man. You?"

"Uhh... no," I lie. "Just wondering." I turn to the screen where we see Miss Cheerilee is taking her students through the Canterlot Garden.

"I wanna start out the field trip here, in the famous Canterlot Garden. That one over there represents..."

Friendship, I think to myself. But I don't really pay attention to this part, because Discord's where it's at anyways. I turn to Lily, who's on my right, and look at her sketchbook, where she's currently sketching out a little chibi which kind of represents Discord.

Lily looks at me. "You like it? I just started it, but it doesn't look that great..."

I snatch the book from her and squeal. "Are you kidding this is great-" I stop. We're at the scene where the mane 6 run into the castle, but something doesn't feel right. I feel... tense. Scared, even.

"Candace, are you okay?" Lily poses. "You've been a little... off."

I stare at the TV screen while everybody ignores me, and it flashes. I swear I could almost see-

Because

I

Don't

Turn

Ponies

Into

Stone!!!
It echoes through my mind in a very unsettling way.. until

-CRASH-
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{Chapter 2- Not done}
I'll do this later.
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby Pandalove789 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:45 pm

It's really good. It's cool how Discord is kind of in your mind, talking to you. It's kind of eerie and awesome. [At least I'm pretty sure that's happening, right?]
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby ChocolateMilkCannon » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:47 pm

★ Miss Panda ★ wrote:It's really good. It's cool how Discord is kind of in your mind, talking to you. It's kind of eerie and awesome. [At least I'm pretty sure that's happening, right?]

Yup.
[I've been expecting you... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol]
New chapters will be will be posted as separate posts. Just to let you know. :P
I'll do this later.
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby Pandalove789 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:59 pm

Daddy Discord. wrote:
★ Miss Panda ★ wrote:It's really good. It's cool how Discord is kind of in your mind, talking to you. It's kind of eerie and awesome. [At least I'm pretty sure that's happening, right?]

Yup.
[I've been expecting you... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol]
New chapters will be will be posted as separate posts. Just to let you know. :P

Okay.
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby Ariana Black » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:39 pm

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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby Dragon Attack » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:09 am

Cleaning out posts, sorry
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby ChocolateMilkCannon » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:00 am

meebas4343 wrote:This is really awesome, I can't wait for chapter 2!

Thanks! :D
I'll do this later.
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby hollowmello » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:16 am

More I say; MORE! Please?
It's good so far :3
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby ChocolateMilkCannon » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:37 am

CoolKid4 wrote:More I say; MORE! Please?
It's good so far :3

But of course!
It'll take a while, though xP
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Re: Chaotic Misadventures {REWRITE}

Postby hollowmello » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:27 pm

Daddy Discord. wrote:
CoolKid4 wrote:More I say; MORE! Please?
It's good so far :3

But of course!
It'll take a while, though xP


Hehe, I shall wait, non-patiently : P
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