Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[Wolf Shadowstalker]

My name in the urban dictionary:

someone who is so posessed by evil and jealousy they go to incredible lengths to see the envied person experience even an ounce of pain compared to what is their life. They are miserable inside so they try to make everyone else miserable too. They wish they were like you yet try to convince people how bad you are. They want people to dislike you because they are so jealous.

Me:
I'm so... *cries*

Awww,don't fret over it. =( *pats*
I'm sure it doesn't apply to you. (=

[Frozen.Solid]

1)
In ancient mythology, she was the "Queen Bee Goddess" and she looked after all women. She is a strong, confident female who posseses great leadership skills. Usually popular, a ____ creates the strongest bonds with only a select few who she deems worth her time. And her time is precious indeed. With her stunning beauty and sing-song voice, a ______ knows how to captivate her audience. A ________ is a true friend and a passionate lover. She is loyal to the end. Once you date a _______, all other women seem dull and lifeless. With her passion and ambition, a _______ can do anything she puts her mind to
Im dating a _____!

No way! How'd you manage that?

It definately wasn't easy! She sure won't settle for anything less than the best.

2)

The girl you don't realize your meant to be with. She is the most beautiful person inside and out. When you see her you get a feeling of warmth like no other. She usually is a person that is your best friend before you truly realize that you love her. You would do anything for this girl because she is a true person and never fake, she is honest with you and when she says some thing she means it. She will always stay by your side as long as you treat her right... The love of my life without a doubt.

3)

Someone who leaves your heart paralyzed. And it's not because of how fly she is on the outside but it's because of what she's working wit on the inside. Your heart will drive you insane anytime you look into her eyes. You'll enjoy it though and hope that one day you can feel that again.
I'm no good at expressing what I feel but I know I'm in love with her because she's a melissa.

No wonder your trippin you fell in love with a _______.

:'D Wow, I'm a great person! My confidence in myself has been restored. (And some of it is actually true! But not all....)

[Hakana]

Oh what a joy I am on tumblr, loves.

[Sage of Winds]

Crappy cosplay. It's a price of art.
Oh, and that "My Immortal" fanfic. That was amazing.

[for baltimore.]

I FINALLY GOT A BANNER DOG. AFTER ALL THIS TIME AFDSGFDGFD; :'D -flails-

[Nari UwU]

Crappy cosplay. It's a price of art.
Oh, and that "My Immortal" fanfic. That was amazing.

*crys in corner*
Mine will probably be horrible.
But oh well, it amazes me how pumped I am about something I may not even get to go to.

An anime convention is coming nearby in January and maybe for my birthday I get to go.
I was planning to go dressed as a character from Rosario + Vampire.
But I want to dye my hair. With temporary dye, of course
Just thinking of the ways to convince mom will amuse me greatly.... until I remember she'll say no.

[mal du pays]

Because Shizou wants to sell Izaya for a rabbit. XD

[KRYPTBEAST]

Unless you guys haven't figured it out, I'm a girl. I lied to you all!
This is what Urban Dictionary says about my name!

A girl named (my name here) is the coolest smartest brightest and adorable girl in all the world! She's everything perfect, all wrapped in an adventurous superstar... a stealthy secret agent with irresistible cute looks and dangerous fighting skills, a book-smart nerd who makes Einstein look dumb, and an artist that has the talent to make the world look prettier than it is. When you need someone you can trust, (my name here) has your back. (My name here) is a girl that makes you smile when its a cloudy day, and the girl who makes you live life to its fullest. The best moment of any day is seeing her, and saying out loud: "I love you (My name here)!"

This describes me COMPLETELY! .3.
Dangerous fighting skills: I'm in taekwondo.
Makes Einstein look dumb: I watch a lot of the history channel.
Stealthy secret agent: Obviously, I'm a freaking NINJA!

[.Me.]

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[KRYPTBEAST]

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The top one... CHARLIE IS GOING TO KILL ME! //shot
(Charlie is my cat that sprints out of every room, spies on us, and does everything else on that list)