Just a little fun for when you have time to kill
by toast; » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:17 pm
hi friends, i
am toast. i l
ike to descri
be myself as
a fierce but
also very str
essed caterp
illar. please
bear with m
e. senior ye
ar is kicking
my butt. my
time is frequ
ently spent t
rying to avoi
d homework
or napping b
ecause i don
t go to sleep
at a good ho
ur. oops.
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by Ninja Jedi » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:15 pm
She says it’s been so long
She can’t remember when
The mention of his name
Didn’t make her feel again
That anything is possible
And every day’s a brand new start
And love’s something powerful
When it finds a willing heart.
There’s a keeper for every flame.
There was someone in his past
That he hasn’t gotten over yet
Each day is like the last
He just misses what he can’t forget
It’s just an empty space
Where something used to be
Now he guards the gate,
but he’s lost the key
So no one enters, but no one leaves
There’s a keeper for every flame.
~Keeper for Every Flame, Mary Chapin Carpenter
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by Sehunnie » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:33 pm
So I'm at Walmart this afternoon buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ( this really didn't happen)
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