Favorite Quotes

[Sunfang]

“All I know is that while I’m asleep, I’m never afraid, and I have no hopes, no struggles, no glories — and bless the man who invented sleep, a cloak over all human thought, food that drives away hunger, water that banishes thirst, fire that heats up cold, chill that moderates passion, and, finally, universal currency with which all things can be bought, weight and balance that brings the shepherd and the king, the fool and the wise, to the same level. There’s only one bad thing about sleep, as far as I’ve ever heard, and that is that it resembles death, since there’s very little difference between a sleeping man and a corpse”

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

[born again]

Odin: Stop!
Loki: Am I cursed?
Odin: No.
Loki: What Am I?
Odin: You're My Son.
Loki: What More Than That?
*long silence*
Loki: The casket wasn't the only thing you took from Yotunheim, was it?
Odin: After the battle, I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small, for a giant's offspring. Abandoned, left to die, Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufeyson?
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Yotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?
Loki: TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms, bring about an alliance, bring about a permenant peace, through you.
Loki: (softly) what?
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up, here, until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning. Why didn't you?
Odin:
Loki: Why? Because I am the monster parents tell their children about at night? You know, it all makes sense now. Why you favor Thor all these years, beacause no matter how much you claim to love me, you couldn't have a frost giant sitting ob the throne of Asgard!


Poor Loki

[NoLongerInUse]

When life gives you lemons, squeeze those lemons in lifes eyes!

[Shaderon]

"I dont care who started it,im going to finsih it"
~Ice age

[honey badga]

"This isn't how I pictured us naked"
"You pictured us naked?"
"No >~>"

[MoonheartTheWarrior]

The people at my school are awesome ouo

"I've lived long enough to not by surprised b--" -random guy walks nearby- "...why is he wearing gym shorts on his jeans?" --My drama teacher (I think she's Ms. R? I'm not sure o-o)

"I'm not random at a-- why is there a rainbow on the window?" --A classmate of mine who noticed there was a rainbow painted on a window in our class on the third week of school.

A: Are you stupid, B?
B begins to open his mouth to respond
C: Did you just call be stu-
D: Hey do you have anything sharp?
C: That was never the answer
--Some of my classmates yelling instead of getting stuff from their lockers at the end of the day :/

Mr. P (short for his actual last name): So we will just wait until tomorr-
A bunch of my classmates: Monday!
Mr. P: ...So we will just wait until Monday for Mr. V to come and the-
Mr. V (which is also short for his last name+I don't actually know his last name but everyone calls him Mr. V so yay) opens the door and screams: Or I'll just come right now!
One of my classmates who I forgot who they where: You scared me!
Mr. P: Yes, that was very scary Mr. V (I have no idea whether or not he was sarcastic when he said that ouo;)
Mr. V mutters: Yes, I tend to do that. (I heard him since I was sitting close to the door)
Mr. P: What?
Mr. V: Nothing.

[viviyan]

Bolin: "AHHHHH! Gah! Oh! Yah! Stop!  Stop! I want... To be... On... Your back!" ~ Bolin when Korra and Mako rescued him from Amon, and Naga was carrying him.

Mako: "Pro-bending might only be a game to you, but think of what it means to the city! Right now, the Arena is the one place where Benders and non-benders gather together in... In peace! To watch Benders..."
Bolin: "Beat each other up! In peace! It's an inspiration to everyone!" ~Before the final Pro-Bending match, talking to Tarrlok

Korra: The reality is, if you close the arena, you let Amon win!
Bolin: *points to Korra* yes! Exactly what she said! Yes! ~Same time as Above

[Fried-Chicken-Nisha]

A: I have a six pack!
B: I have a one pack!
C: I have a six pack but it's so awesome you can't see it!

[opus.]

A wise man once said, "I like your tower, but I love your daughter. Can I marry her please?"

From the movie Arthur. lol.

[Radioactive]

Oppa Gangnam Style!! -Psy