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lana williams | eighteen | the punk |

'manage me, i'm a mess,
turn a page, i'm a book, half unread.
i want to be laughed at,
laughed with, just because,
i wanna feel weightless, 'cause that would be enough.
but i'm stuck in this stupid rut,
waiting on a second hand pick-me-up,
and i'm over, getting older,
if i could just find the time, then i would never let another
day go by, i'm over,
getting old.'

name >> lana isabelle williams. Oh, hi. My name is Lana Isabelle Williams. If you can't pronounce it, you should probably see a doctor, but because I'm feeling nice, it's pronounced la-na iz-a-bel will-yams. Don't pronounce the 'i' in Williams, it irritates me. 'Lana' is an Irish names from the Gaelic language. It means attractive or peaceful. Totally true, right? My second name, Isabelle, is French and means 'consecrated to God'. Really, I'm considering dropping that name.

age >> eighteen. I'm eighteen years old, none of that 'years young' trash. In a few years time I'll be able to do the same stuff legally that I've been doing since I was fourteen. Okay, I'm kidding, but come on, that's pretty much how it is in today's present age.

gender >> female. Seriously? You seriously have to ask that? I'm female, moron. And if you make one of those 'can I check' jokes, I will punch you in the face. Repeatedly.

nationality >> french and irish. My dad is Irish and my mum is French. I was born in Dublin, Ireland.

birthday >> october thirty first. I was born on Halloween. Hahaha, so funny. So, yeah, basically I get a ton of sweets for my birthday every year, even though I don't eat them because, ew, who wants rotten teeth? I give them to my dog instead. It also makes me a Scorpio, and I think it describes me pretty well.



hair >> brown. It's normally straight, but one of the reasons I hate humid weather is it makes it go all frizzy. It looks awful then.

eyes >> light grey, with darker flecks around the pupil. My eyes are easily the best thing about me, along with my killer personality, of course. I personally think they're beautiful. I mean, people are always on about blue eyes, but at least mine are original, right? They have laugh lines around the sides and they always crinkle up when I smile. People often tell me they don't trust me because I have 'eyes of steel', and honestly, that makes me laugh every single time. Come on 'eyes of steel'? It sounds like a superpower or something.

height >> five foot two. Shut up. Just shut up. Like you've never seen anyone small before, pshh.

weight >> 125 pounds. I eat like a pig, but I'm like my dad, I have a good digestive system or something like that, so I don't put on much weight. Easy, huh?

piercings >> nose and ears. I got my nose pierced when I was eighteen, but I figured it was a stupid decision as soon as it started bleeding, so I threw all of my rings out. I'm pierced five times on the outside of each ear, and I wear different types of earrings every day.

tattoos >> lyrics on arm and ankle. I absolutely adore My Chemical Romance, I listen to them nonstop, and on my eighteenth birthday I got this. I also have 'take a breath and let the rest come easy' on my ankle, but people rarely see that one.

clothing style >> vintage. Old ruffled blouses, skirts, hats, things like that. I am partial to the occasional pair of colourful skinny jeans, though. And if you like Instagram and then insist that you love vintage stuff, you better leave before I kick you.



three positive traits >> smart, creative and sense of humour. Smart. Lana is smart in every aspect: whether in education or on the streets. She was taught French and Irish by her parents until she was fourteen and she's fluent in them, and sometimes swears in different languages- of course, her parents didn't teach her those, she found out herself.

Creative. Lana picked up on her mother's artistic skills, and when she looks at things, she sees things other people can't. You could show her the ugliest dumping ground in the world and she would find a way to make it beautiful. She has a way with words that can make anyone do what she wants, if she persuades them enough.

Sense of humour. Lana is hilarious when she wants to be. Even mimicking people's voices or making faces- she finds a way to make you laugh. She relies on sarcasm a lot, and it sometimes gets to the point you don't even know if she's serious or not.

three negative traits >> conceited, uncaring and resentful. Conceited. Lana grew up being told she was beautiful by her parents, and she believes it. She's always playing with her hair and when she passes a mirror, she looks in it.

Uncaring. Unless you're extremely close to her, Lana couldn't give a flying pig what happens to you. She comes across as cold in this way, but get close enough to her and she might thaw out enough to care about you.

Resentful. Lana holds a grudge for a long, long time. She never forgives and she never forgets. Sure, she'll talk to you in the hallways or ask how you're doing, but there'll always be a note of hatred in her eye, and you'll never be as close again.


history >> complicated, to say the least. Lana moved around a lot when she was young, and because of this she's always restless- she'll change where she sleeps every night. Her mum was French, her dad was Irish. Her mum was an artist who travelled a lot because of her work. Her dad went along with it, until Lana was ten, when cracks started to appear in the family. Her dad and mum started fighting pretty much every day, and they moved house more and more, until eventually they got a divorce when Lana was fourteen. Her father didn't even try to win the custody battle, which hurt, and when her mum remarried with a man who had three children, Lana felt pushed out in the cold, especially when her mum seemed to get along better with her stepdaughters than she did with her own blood. In fact, when Lana asked if she could live with her aunt, her mum almost seemed... not pleased, but relieved. This hurt more than words could say. A week later, Lana moved out, and she couldn't be happier with her new life, but when she finishes high school and college she desperately wants to go to Ireland to find her dad.

likes >> music.
♫ dexy's midnight runners
♫ food
♫ music
♫ playing flute
♫ laughing
♫ band merch


dislikes >> mostly everything.
♫ hipsters
♫ people who are happy first thing in the morning
♫ people pronouncing my second name wrong
♫ glee- it murders good songs.
♫ change
♫ being left behind.

fears >> being buried alive and large bodies of water. I have a fear of stupid people. No, really.
... Okay. My first fear is being buried alive- listen, I saw that move Buried a few years ago and it terrified me. The thought of waking up, not being able to breathe, knowing you're trapped and no one's coming to get you... It makes me break into a sweat even thinking about it. Brr.
And my second fear is water. I can drink it, obviously, who can't drink water, but I fell off a boat into the sea when I was five. It was a traumatic experience.

dreams >> finding her dad. I'm guessing you know about my dad, right? Left for Ireland, acted like he didn't give a damn about me? Yeah, him. Somehow, unbelievably, I want to find him. All I know is he went back to Ireland when I was eleven, and I haven't seen him since then. He didn't even send letters. I really don't know if I want to find him to hug him or to punch him in the face. Probably the latter, but I want to punch everyone in the face, so...



orientation >> straight. I'm straight, but don't get me wrong, I really support people of any orientation. Love is love, right?
...
Oh, God, I sound cheery. Quick, burn it with fire.

crush >> none. Hehehee. Wouldn't you like to know? Actually, I don't really have 'crushes'. If I like someone, I'll tell them. That normally makes things awkward, but crushes are stupid. You'll just have your heart crushed when they fall for someone else, because you were too chicken to say anything.
I'm really blunt, sorry.

boyfriend? >> nope. I'm as shocked as you are, really. I mean, I'm gorgeous, I'm hilarious, what's not to love?

what do you look for in a guy? >> tall, funny, doesn't care what people think. He has to be funny. That's like, a must. I've been on dates where I've cracked a joke and the guy's just been like '... sorry, what?'. Way to make a girl feel appreciated, buddy, really.
What I really hate is when a guy tells you you're perfect, then picks on you or acts like he couldn't care less in front of his friends, just because they think you're 'weird' or 'messed up'.
So, basically, someone who isn't boring and who isn't a jerk is pretty much perfect for me.
Any takers?

what do you look for in a friend? >> uncaring, not clingy, knows to leave her alone when she's in one of her moods. I will talk to you if you come up to me. I'm just that nice of a person. Granted, I might say something insulting five minutes into the conversation, but you'll have to learn to put up with that if we're gonna be buddies. I hate clingy people; if you hang onto my arm all the time I probably will push you away. Sorry, I just think that I'm not really the best person to be 'best friends for like ever' with. I will end up hurting you, especially if I don't particularly care about you. Oh, and you need to get this- I have the worst moods ever. I will go sit by myself and cry sometimes, and the last thing I want is someone coming over and asking if I'm okay, or trying to comfort me.
A'ight, now we can be friends. Let's go rollerblading, people.

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