Favorite Quotes

[zodiac-tiger]

"When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"
-Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls

[viviyan]

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
― C.S. Lewis

Love this one!

I found this quote on my game, which I found hilarious and kinda cool:

'Hear the cry of my heart! "Everyone SIT DOWN and SHUT UP!"'

~Very random trainer I ran into on White 2 in Pinwheel Forest... Went along those lines.

[captain']

"i think my husband is having an affair"
"yes"

[Limerence]

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a
listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all
of which have the potential to turn a life around.”
― Leo F. Buscaglia

[Paycho]

"A toast, to not being on fire!" (From my favorite character, zee captain at romanticallyapocalyptic.com)
Also by captain/ other RA characters:
"Build me an army of weaponized bathtubs!"
"We are so dead."
"Pizza is not a vegetable"
"We're off to the land of exciting new adventures!"
"Nonsense, I've rigged a jet engine to the roof!"
"OMG, it's so NOT fluffy!"
"Hello computer, I'd like one free Internet please!"
"When there is nothing to say, I shall be silent" (reepacheep from narnia)

And so many others.....

[ILuVmyRubyBear]

"When things don't go left, go right"
"I'll stab you with a carrot" ((I wouldn't actually do that, but it just sounds funny))
"Don't make me cut you" ((It's a band thing and you wouldn't understand if I told you))
"OMG! The short bus is after me ahhhh" ((It isn't really after me...))

I have so many more, but I'm too lazy to put it down

[Galactic Pinecone]

Just a spoon full of Jimmy makes the world go around ~ Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan

[zodiac-tiger]

If you lose your left arm, then your right will be left...?
~Philosoraptor

[thunder1]

There are three things you don't talk about to people... religion, politics, and the great pumpkin.
from Linus, "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown"
BOO YA'LL

[Limerence]

“Who taught you to write in blood on my back? Who taught you to use your hands as branding irons? You have scored your name into my shoulders, referenced me with your mark. The pads of your fingers have become printing blocks, you tap a message on to my skin, tap meaning into my body. Your morse code interferes with my heart beat. I had a steady heart before I met you, I relied upon it, it had seen active service and grown strong. Now you alter its pace with your own rhythm, you play upon me, drumming me taut.”
― Jeanette Winterson, Written on the Body