Dear Noobcake by Xialburg (Updates Every Other Weekend)

[Al the Dalek]

Dear Noobcake,

Is it possible that girl wounds hurt more? I'm just saying.
At break, Beauty came up to me and said, "So, you didn't say those things about my cousin?"
"No," I said.
"You didn't do anything to hurt her?"
"No."
And then she smacked me and walked away.
WUUUUUUT?! (ABC's gonna kill me for that misspelling.)
Girls are weeeiird. Have I mentioned that before? Didn't I do everything right? I mean, I stalked (okay not so right) and bought, and murdered (just kiddding! I think.) for that tape! I proved that I didn't say anything about Heidi!
Whatevers.
OH MY GOODNESS MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. We had a singoff when ABC was out of the room and Gothie sang. It sounded like glass scraping against pavement. Literally.
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?! Okay he's like a voodoo thing. That breathes. And talks...and has really really sharp teeth...
AGH Don't READ THIS GOTHIE. Sorry. Gothie was looking over my shoulder and I had to write that.
Anyway, Heidi is going over to a party at Gothie's house. Apparently he's having a mega smash while his step-mom and dad are out. HOW DOES THAT KID DO IT?! He's a mad delinquent! Okay...so am I. But I'm not so freaky.
Hmmm...maybe Beauty will be there. I think I'll go.

Okay school's out now. I'm going home to ask the wizard of Emerald City if I can go to the party in Kansas.
What??? Everyone's green at my house!!! Like, literally, now that I know that my fur dye is not permanent.
Look, I take showers! I just take cold ones.
So I went home and said, "Hey Greenb-STEP DAD can I go to a part-"
"No," said Greenbutt without looking up.
"Come on!" I groaned. "You didn't even let me finish the sentence!"
"No parties," grunted Greenbutt.
It's like he's getting stupider and stupider the longer I live here.
"Fiiiiiiine."
And then I went upstairs to do some evil plotting.
OPERATION: FRIDAY NIGHT PARTAY.

Seeya laters Noobcake.

[Rush1720]

Oh, my smeg, write more, write more, write MORE!

[Maryritai]

No posting on here please,only bookmarking.

[Warburton]

^ But aren't you simply posting?
Bookmarking again so it's near the top.

[~Razzle~]

Agreed.



I have a lot of book marks, so marking once more.

[Darkdreamer]

ahhhh i misssed this while i was grounded....bumping

[Maryritai]

mark

[Terra Dragon]

Your slacking! *growls to self*

[The Owl]

I shant let this die!!1!

[Al the Dalek]

I'm sorry! So sorry I haven't updated for so long! ...life sucks...anyway...here goes...GASP

Dear Noobcake,

My plotting has reached the final stages of plot-tastic proportions.
Indeed, my young grasshopper, indeed.
Oh dang it...what's happening to me?!?!
Anyway, I am going to wait until Greenbutt and Rainbowy fall asleep. Then I shall poke Jr. with a spork so he will wake up and run into their room. While they are distracted I will shove Purna into my bed, steal some beef jerky and fly out my window.
Why the beef jerky? It tastes good, duh.
No mocking.
I can tell you're laughing, even though you're a journal...diary...thing...noobcake. You stare at me...
Okay...I'm writing this down so I'll remember-NO WATCHING SCARY MOVIES ABOUT BOOKS RIGHT BEFORE BED.
Okay. I'll write later once the plan is followed out.

* * *'

The party was totally amaze-tastic. So. Many. Hot. Girls. NO NO NO HAD TO FOCUS.
Had to focus on getting my girl back. Yeah. FoooooooooOOOOcuuuusssssss. Focus. FOCUS. FOCUUUUS.
Do you know how hard it is to focus on a certain girl when they’re all surrounding you...and and and and and...
AGGGGH MY BRAIN NEEDS TO SHUT UP.
So I started to look around to see where Beauty was. Apparently the party had been going on for a long time, because couples were already dancing together, rather than randomly breakdancing on the dance floor...although...that was still happening too.
Did you know ABC had a son? I didn’t either...huh. He looks funny. Ew. Ew oh gross ew. Someone should tell him he CANNOT pull off the worm. Ew. Ew ewwwww. That’s not right.
Alright. SEARCHING FOR BEAUTYFULNESS. You know? Beauty? Hello...?
Oh. No.
No.
NO.
NOOOO!
I am about to laugh or sob hysterically.
No.

Beauty. Is. Kissing.
SHE'S NOT KISSING ME.
They are dancing...and kissing... And they look happy.
Without me.
He doesn't even look good.
They noticed. Beauty broke away from him looking defiant.
However, the INTRUDER walked up to me with a huge grin and said, 'Hey 'dog, my name's Emrr. What's yours?"
I didn't answer. I left the room to another room.

GAAARRRGHHHHHHHHH NOOBCAKE AAAAGGGGGH I'll tell you the rest later!!!!!!!!!