Corupt the Wish

[ilovekahlee]

Granted, and it stinks,

I wish my dog would shut up.

[PantheraUncia]

Granted, but now it follows you everywhere.
I wish I had a bunch of rares.

[Frozen.Solid]

Granted, but all of them have little to no demand, or turn that way after you get them

I wish I could draw anything and everything perfectly in any style

[Lin Beifong]

Granted, but you go blind.

I wish my TV remote was closer.

[Parrots]

Granted, but it doesn't have any batteries.

I wish I had more food on my plate.

[Despenda]

Granted, but it's food you hate.
I wish I knew what people are talking about when they refrence things.

[ilovekahlee]

Granted, now no one knows what you're talking about.

I wish I could understand chemistry.

[PantheraUncia]

Granted, but now you no nothing else than chemistry.

[Despenda]

Granted but then corrputed by somehow.
I wish that I gotten a Skype account earlier.

[writingrules]

Granted, but you forgot the password and had to make a new one anyway.
(How did I know you secretly wished that Dezzie? How did I know...? )

I wish I had less homework.