Favorite Quotes

[Luna~tic]

These are some of my favorites:

You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened

If life is a gift, I'd like to know where to return mondays

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it

Knock the 't' off the 'can't'

Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.

The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horses ears.
The road to stupidity is payed for by good intentions.

[s q u i s h y]

Drew Brees: Come on kid, I'm Drew Brees.
Harry Styles: And I'm Harry.

Niall Horan: If you give him the pepsi you can be in the band.

~From the new Pepsi ad ;D

[Kashima Reiko]

Louis - I'm a song

[lonely]

" The funny thing about introverts is once they feel comfortable with you, they can be the funniest, most enjoyable people to be around. It’s like a secret they feel comfortable sharing with you. Except, the secret is their personality. "

[.a m a r y l l i s.]

"Life is too bitter already without territories and wars and nobel feuds."

-Merlyn
The Sword in the Stone [The Once and Future King]

[Moceanu]

Just a joke.....
"Robber is robbing, like he does....
A voice says 'Jesus is watching you..'
He pays no attention to it, and keeps looting.
The voice comes again. 'Jesus is watching you...'
He pays no attention to it again.
He goes into the master bedroom, and there's a cockatoo in a golden cage.
It says, 'Jesus is watching you...'
He looks at the name plate at the bottom.
It says 'Moses.'
The man says
'What kind of people call their bird Moses?'
And the cockatoos replies,
'The same people who name their Rottweiler Jesus.' "
I laughed so hard at that..

[zodiac-tiger]

You know, statistics show that having a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some MANIAC tries to sneak in a ladder.
~Stan from Gravity Falls

[Arkytior]

Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted.
Rose: That was our first date.
Doctor: We had chips.

Rose: What's the city called?
Doctor: New New York.
Rose: Oh come on.
Doctor: It is. It's the city of New New York. Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original. So that makes it New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.

Rose: Not exactly NHS.
Doctor: No little shop. I like the little shop.
Rose: I'd have thought this far in the future they'd have cured everything.
Doctor: The human race moves on, but so do the viruses. It's an ongoing war.
Rose (noticing the nurses): They're cats.
Doctor: Now, don't stare. Look what you look like to them, all... pink and yellow.

Novice Hame: I'm afraid the Face of Boe is asleep. That's all he tends to do these days. Are you a friend?
The Doctor: Ah, we met just once on Platform One. What's wrong with him?
Novice Hame: I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. The Face of Boe is dying.
The Doctor: Of what?
Novice Hame: Old age. The one thing we can't cure. He's thousands of years old. Some people say millions. Although that's impossible.
The Doctor: Oh, I don't know. I like impossible. to the Face of Boe: I'm here. I look a bit different, but it's me. It's the Doctor.

Rose: What are you doing?
Cassandra (Zoë Wanamaker): The lady's moving on. It's goodbye trampoline and hello Blondie!

Cassandra (in Rose): Curves. Oh baby. It's like living inside a bouncy castle.

Cassandra (in Rose): It's the Doctor. The same doctor with a new face. Hypocrite! I must get the name of his surgeon.

Cassandra (in Rose): Aren't you lucky there was a spare. Standing room only.

Cassandra (in the Doctor): Goodness me, I'm a man! So many parts. I hardly use. Oh. Ah! Two hearts. Oh baby, I'm beating out a Samba!

Rose: You get out of the Doctor's body! He can think of something.
Cassandra (in the Doctor): Nag nag nag. God it's tedious inside your head. Hormone city.

Matron Casp: All our good work. All that healing! The good name of the sisterhood. You have destroyed everything!
Cassandra (in the Doctor): Go and play with a ball of string.

Cassandra (back in Rose): Oh, chav-tastic.

The Doctor: That was your last warning, Cassandra!
Cassandra (in Rose): Inside her head. They're so alone. They keep reaching out just to hold us. All their lives and they've never been touched.

Cassandra (in Rose): You're completely mad! I can see why she likes you.

Cassandra (in Rose): What about you?
The Doctor: I've got an appointment. The Doctor is in.

The Doctor: You were supposed to be dying.
The Face of Boe: I have better things to do today. Dying can wait.
Cassandra (in Rose): Oh I hate telepathy. Just what I need. A head full of big Face.
The Doctor: Sh!
The Face of Boe: I had grown tired of the Universe, Doctor. But you have taught me to look at it anew.
The Doctor: There are legends, you know. Saying that you're millions of years old.
The Face of Boe: Now that would be impossible.
The Doctor: Wouldn't it just. I got the impression there was something you wanted to tell me.
The Face of Boe: A great secret.
The Doctor: So the legend says.
The Face of Boe: It can wait.
The Doctor: Oh! Does it have to?
The Face of Boe: We shall meet again, Doctor, for the third time—for the last time—and the truth shall be told. Until that day.
The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That is textbook enigmatic.

Cassandra (in Chip): Oh sweet Lord. I'm a walking doodle.
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Doctor Who, season 2, episode 1: New Earth

[Arkytior]

The Doctor: 1979! Hell of a year! China invades Vietnam. The Muppet Movie. Love that film. Margaret Thatcher. Ugh. Skylab fell to Earth with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb. walking out of the TARDIS And I like my thumb. I need my thumb. I'm very attached to— sees the armed men on horseback—my thumb. to himself 1879. Same difference.
Captain Reynolds: You will explain your presence and the nakedness of this girl.
The Doctor: Are we in Scotland?
Captain Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that?
The Doctor: Oh, I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked [Explanation: Rose is wearing overall shorts and a T-shirt. In 1879.] child over hill and over dale. I'nt that right, ya timorous beastie?
Rose: Och! Ay! I've bin oot and aboot.
The Doctor: No, don't do that.
Rose: Hoots mon.
The Doctor: No, really don't. Really.

Rose: I want her to say "We are not amused." I bet you five quid I can make her say it.
The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.
Rose: Ten quid?
The Doctor: Done.

Queen Victoria: I take it sir that you halted my train to bring me here.
Father Angelo: We've waited so long for one of your journeys to coincide with the moon.
Queen Victoria: Then you have waited in vain. After six attempts on my life I am hardly unprepared.
Father Angelo: Oh, I don't think so, woman.
Queen Victoria: The correct form of address is Your Majesty. shoots him.

Sir Robert: That creature won't give up, Doctor, and we still don't possess an actual weapon.
The Doctor: Oh, your father got all the brains, didn't he?
Rose: Being rude again.
The Doctor: Good. I meant that one.

The Doctor: No but the funny thing is Queen Victoria actually did suffer a mutation of the blood. It's historical record. She was hemophiliac. They used to call it the Royal Disease. But it's always been a mystery because she didn't inherit it. Her mom didn't have it, her dad didn't have it. It came from nowhere.
Rose: What, and you're saying that's a wolf bite?
The Doctor: Well maybe hemophilia is just a Victorian euphemism.
Rose: For werewolf?
The Doctor: Could be.
Rose: Queen Victoria is a werewolf?
The Doctor: Could be. And her children had the royal disease. Maybe she gave them a quick nip.
Rose: So the royal family are werewolves?
The Doctor: Well, maybe not yet. I mean a single wolf cell could take a hundred years to mature. Might be ready by, hm, early twenty-first century.
Rose: Naw, that's just ridiculous. Mind you, Princess Anne.
The Doctor: Ah, say no more!
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Doctor Who, season 2, episode 2: Tooth and Claw

[Elvish]

Let's look death in the face and say 'Whatever, man.' -Hurley, Lost