misunderstood words

[Blew]

one time, my little sister's friend went on a nature tour,and the tour guide(?) was at a raccoon exibit,and he pointed out a claw marking on a stick, and he said, "this is one of the rare raccoon's dutys on a stick.".

it souned like he said "raccoon duty on a stick"! LOLZ!

[pizzas and scream]

I mis hear a lot of thigns, there is a term for misheard words, it can be funny sometime if it is in a harmless manner (and not think you heard something mean or hurtful)

I have so many to mention and I forget them all

[WolfWhisperer]

I laugh everytime I misunderstand a sentence or if someone else misunderstands what I say. Sometimes the sentences get really funny. I can't remember any at the moment but when one does pop up.. I will keep this topic in mind XD

[Solfeggio]

There's this song by Savage Garden, "Truly Madly Deeply", which I never hear properly anymore.

Chorus goes:
"I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me."

My sister misheard the last line, and ever since, I've heard it that way ever since. XD

What my sister heard:
"I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever
Until this guy falls down on me."

[wibeke]

Half the time I say "thank you" is comes out like I'm swearing at them. It's always fun to see their reactions, even though the explanation part is getting boring.

I mumble and stutter a lot though, so just about everything I say has to be repeated. That's the only somewhat funny one though.

[haste]

oh lol my mom was singing; "Go in and out the window,Go in and out the window,Go in and out the window, as i have done before"

i was thinking, "Throw ian out the window, Throw ian out the window, Throw ian out the window, as i have done before" (ian was a guy i hated xD)

[Cinereus]

I used to think the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was saying "Do the Funky Lady."

...I don't know which interpretation is worse. XD

[haste]

I used to think the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was saying "Do the Funky Lady."

...I don't know which interpretation is worse. XD

they are both horrible xD

[Appleie]

I thought the song "I'm yours" which goes:

"Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free"
went:
"Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your pants and damn you're free"

And while I was looking up the lyrics, I found that it says:


"Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted"
not:
"Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to beat you but you're so hot that I melted"

Clearly I can't understand his voice XD

I used to think the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was saying "Do the Funky Lady."

...I don't know which interpretation is worse. XD

Wait... is that really how it goes? I thought it was do the funky lady too.

[Cinereus]

I used to think the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was saying "Do the Funky Lady."

...I don't know which interpretation is worse. XD

Wait... is that really how it goes? I thought it was do the funky lady too.

Yup. XD It goes: "(That, that) Dude looks like a lady."