Corupt the Wish

[Despenda]

Corrupt by the fact that there was no wish.
I wish my pets would sort themselves.

[leafpoppy1213]

Granted but they would go into the wrong groups because they are stupid
I wish to be rich

[Parrots]

Granted, but you can't spend the money.

I wish I could get a Wii U when it comes out in November.

[Despenda]

Granted, but you can't get any games for it.
I wish that my name would stop disappearing from the "Adopt a Newbie" list.

[PantheraUncia]

Granted, but it was removed forever.
I wish that I could have ten 2011 rares.

[Despenda]

Granted, but someone hacks your acount and trades them away for OMGSCs.
I wish that it be 8:00 already.

[Lulu Bean]

Granted, but it's in the future when your dead.

I wish my throat stops hurting.

[Despenda]

Granted, but you get a headache.
I wish that we didn't have to take more tests. Darn No Child Left Behind program.

[Parrots]

Granted, but you get held back for the rest of your life.

I wish for a pot of gold.

[Despenda]

Granted, but it is one of the unstable isotopes of gold. (I think gold has 33 unstable isotopes. That might be the total amount, or it could be some other element, though.)
I wish that people would listen when I explain what an isotope is.