Trade Rant Thread [v. 17] *new rule*

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C4 Traders, Where did you all go?

Please forgive me, I know you mean C$ traders.... but the C4 shift messup is cute XD. What do you wish to blow up?!?! XD

Rant: Teeeny tiny text traderules. D: I can't express this displeasure enough D: arrrrrrrrrrrgh

XD -Goes off to fix that-
I amuse my self sometimes.
You know what>? I could use some C4 too. I wish to use some C4 to blow up bad trades bad demand

[Kiesen]

Lala finishes drawing oh look a trade


The trade

their message

Are you giveing away this pet for free ?

SENSE WHEN DID I BECOME A ADOPTION CENTER?

[Jayfeather11]

Lala finishes drawing oh look a trade


The trade

their message

Are you giveing away this pet for free ?

SENSE WHEN DID I BECOME A ADOPTION CENTER?

Wow *shakes head

[Zalia]

hmm...fodder, where did ye go? nobody will trade me for my mountain goats...when they do it is unfair.

[Jailor]

Lala finishes drawing oh look a trade


The trade

their message

Are you giveing away this pet for free ?

SENSE WHEN DID I BECOME A ADOPTION CENTER?

That happened to me. I get a trade and I'm like "Yay! Somebody bothered to send a trade to me!" and it turns out they were just asking for a free pet :(

[Märchen]

I decided to clear my foes list since I think that it's very childish to add people on it and as soon as I remove everyone, I get five different, but unfair trades from the first person I foe'd /sigh

[Shian]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... R18j0zzlgA
I don't even want to know what this was supposed to be.

[azazel.]

Here are my rules:
*Send a message. No, COPPAD people are not excused as I do not trade with them any longer.
*Make it fair, as in Common for Common, etc. Years also count.
*I trade UP not down. Meaning, NEVER EVER underpay for my pets. It's regular or overpay.
*I do quality and quantity.
*I don't do suggestions.
*Don't asked for pets from locked groups, unless it's "1. October Pets" and I MUST have at least two of your desired pet.
*Don't edit a trade. If I send a trade and not a trade suggestion, I expect you to accept or cancel.
*If you send me chat-speak, that is it. I can't stress how much I hate it. Maybe a couple mistakes, but not purposely putting them. And don't use excuses like "Ohh I was on my iPad, sorry." I still expect normal writing.
*DO NOT MESSAGE ME ASKING WHY I CANCELED. EVER HEARD OF RIGHTS? YEAH WELL I HAVE THOSE AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL EVEN IF YOU FOLLOWED THE RULES. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE MESSAGE ME ABOUT THAT.
*I don't support hoards.
* Please help me get my goal of 150 October pets by the 16th of October this year! (not a rule though)

The consequence is the same for all. FOE.

All of this in tiny font I could barely read.

I'm deciding not to trade with you, person.

[Astaroth]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=20119650&userid=5190&signature=2NGT6K8kfjijR18j0zzlgA
I don't even want to know what this was supposed to be.

A weapon that causes sudden death...!

*Slaps a hazardous substance label on the link* DD;

[123456789 banana]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=20119650&userid=5190&signature=2NGT6K8kfjijR18j0zzlgA
I don't even want to know what this was supposed to be.

That's a funny user.^^