Favorite Quotes

[welcome to carnival.]

Nothing just happens. Everything has a reason for being the way it is.

[Chameleon]

So to those who don't fit society's mold,
Learn to swim or you will drown.

-The Dead Can't Testify
Billy Talent

[Joker-Persona-5]

"Good artists are bad artists who never gave up"

[Stiles]

"I swear to God, if you even lay a finger on her-"
"What are you gonna do about it? You're just another dumb boy who thinks he's in love. But in reality, you're nothing better than one of us."
"What am I going to do about it? I'll kill you. That's what I'll do about it."

"You stole my story."

"So, how do you like your burgers, kid?"
"Jack!" Updike roared.
Lori rolled her eyes. "Yeah, Jack. Jack. How do you like your burgers, Jack?"

"Never mess with the herd."

"What's a movie, Jack?"

[zodiac-tiger]

Sheriff Stilinski: "Stiles, did you lie to me?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Well, it depends on what you define lying as."
Sheriff Stilinski: "Well, son, I ‘define’ is as not telling the truth. How do you define lying to your father as?"
Stiles Stilinski: "I define it as... as reclining your body in a horizontal position."


Stiles Stiliski: "I'm going to kill you. Do you hear me? I'm going to kill you. And… I'm too upset to come up with a witty description on how I'm going to kill you but I'm just going to do it, okay?"


[Peter and Stiles are trying to get into Scott's phone account so they can GPS his phone and find him. Btw, Allison is Scott's former girlfriend.]
Peter Hale: "His username is Alison?"
Stile Stilinski: "Yep."
Peter Hale: "His password is also Alison?"
Stiles Stilinski: "Still sure you want him in your pack?"

All of these are from MTV's Teen Wolf. I <3 Stiles!

[credence.]

"Once, a caveman found out if he poked an animal with a sharp stick it wouldn't be here any more"

"Humans conquered the world with sharp sticks"

"You have to be careful with your senses of taste and smell. You don't just pick something up in the woods and go 'I wonder what this tastes like'. That could kill you.... *Holds out hand* Here, you can go first"

My science teacher is awesome. XD

[ElevatingHearts]

It's no use keeping a secret, Kendall. Especially when a genius like me is going to figure out that secret - Hortense "Logan" Mitchell (Written by me in my fan fic)

[Infinityfish]

My absolute favourite is this quote from Albert Einstein: "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid."

[lonely]

“Happiness is not in our circumstances but in ourselves. It is not something we see, like a rainbow, or feel, like the heat of a fire. Happiness is something we are.”
–John B. Sheerin

[brunsmeier]

Delta: "Agent Maine's power symptoms are only a small indication of what's going on inside his head."
Pvt. Leonard L. Church: [Sarcastically] "Great. Powerful and crazy. What a winning combo."

Lieutenant Miller: "Now Caboose, I know we didn't always get along."
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: "I got tied up. "
Lieutenant Miller: "You seem like a good kid, you're just a little... confused."
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: "Yeah, he is."
Lieutenant Miller: "But I wanna give you a piece of advice. This guy looks like a tough costumer, and you're bound to run into some situations you're not prepared for."
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: "Right, like a rodeo."
Lieutenant Miller: "And if that happens, if you get in a situation where you think something bad is gonna happen, I want you to remember one thing... never ever come back here!"
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: "Okay."
Lieutenant Miller: "No, I need to hear you say it I need to know you understand."
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: "Don't ever go backwards."
Lieutenant Miller: "Well I guess that's as close as we're gonna get."

Church: There's no I in team Grif.
Grif: Yeah? Well there's no U either. So if I'm not on the team and YOU'RE not on the team- then nobody's on the godd*mn team! The team sucks!