by polerberr » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:46 am
Lol xD Elrond is Agent Smith!
"It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Frodo Baggins, son of Drogo Baggins. You live at Bag End, the Hill and you... used to live with Bilbo Baggins. The other life is lived in disguise, where you go by the alias "Underhill" and are carrying the One Ring. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. Mr. Frodo. We're willing to wipe the slate clean. Give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in destroying the ring of power."
Oh, now I know why Elves and Dwarves don't get along:
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time in Arda. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, the dwarves, and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on Middle Earth instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you dwarves do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on Middle Earth that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Dwarves are a disease, a cancer of this Middle Earth. You're a plague, and we, are the cure."
"Never send a dwarf to do an Elves job."