Trade Rant Thread [v.15]

[-Compass-]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=19803023&userid=364122&signature=rabw1pOhhK9zn0L_0qxtGw
2010 player. 'Nuff said. Fair warning, it BURNS!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning my eyeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!

[ToxicLama]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

[driftz]

[1 Trade] Oh joy! I hope its for my shima!
[_____ will give 20 pets for your 1 pet] This cant be good.... T_T
*click trade* http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... XMgFILjdUA
Yes I wanted a trade for my shima, but a fair one. Great.. just great.

because I have problems I would have accepted that I normally pay rares for 3 newborns XD
but bad, nevertheless.. ><

[rabbit...]

Someones trade rules:

"I DONT trade:
-Cats
-Dogs
-Lions
-Guinea Pigs
-Rats
-Butterfly Wolves
-Horses
-Spiders
-Any PPS
-Bats
-Fish
-Foxes
-Bunnies
-Dragons
-Hybrid Pets
-Custom Pets
-Squids
-Malks
-Ponies
-Zebras
-Donkeys
-Owls
-Items

Anyways, as long as you follow those rules, please send a trade!
Have fun!
Thanks!"

... So... So youre technically asking for free pets, right? I... I think that they're trying to say... "LAWL DERP I WANT FREE PETZ." ... I think.... I think that I need to bring out Common Sense again... **drags my robotic dog out** Common Sense... Eat the rules ;-;

I just got a trade from this person, their trade. Message was:

i have to brb to go to mcdonalds to buy some food for my pet dragon (Shes real picky she only likes big macs so I have to feed them to her twice every hour shes weird I tell ya)

O_O Okay then...Absoulte cancel.

[Cross My Hearts]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

[ellyenchanted]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Lol. I have that lion and I get trades ALL the time. I had to lock it. But nothing like this! Lol

[driftz]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

oh the irony..
I almost dropped my phone in my friend's garden well yesterday

because everyone has pet lions, y'know?

[rabbit...]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Fell down a well? Where did they get that from?!

[-Compass-]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

Lol. I have that lion and I get trades ALL the time. I had to lock it. But nothing like this! Lol

This. Is amazing. The lion can't be with us today

[Liliette]

I just fell down LAUGHING.

The trade isn't whats funny, it's the message...

Would you like to see what the message was?

i used to have a pet lion that looked EXACTLY like this except that it has one blue paw and the rest were yellow it unfortunatly fell down a well and cant be with us today

OH MY GAWD.
LOLNO. YOUR SOING IT WRONG
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Anyone see any logic here?

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... 9cuwwvyrPQ