(. . . Thy has now lost all respect for Edgar Allen Poe) (We learned about him in library but i didn't know he did THAT kind of stuff! CURSE YOU MRS.LIBRARY TEACHER)
{ *Takes out girly queen silk purse and beats Kingdom keg with it. I then pass out and die on the floor, crimson flowing out of my neck into a pool around thy head* :3} (I just guessed. :3 Sorry. ._. )
{Suddenly all blood flows back in and thy gets up and screams "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!". Then Kicks Kingdom into a random endless hole thatith just appearithed.}