Favorite Quotes

[hirokas]

My boyfriend is a year younger than me, and quite a bit skinny, so people think he's my little brother because we are quite similar as well.
I was walking to class with some boys who I hang out with when bored, and our conversation went like this:
Boy: Hey! Look! Little kids! *points to my boyfriend's class whose door is open*
Me: One of those little kids is my boyfriend...
Boy: O.O

[SHOVELS]

My Smarticle friend: Hey, don't go interfere! Don't you know what you get when you fight fire with fire?
My friend: More Fire!
Me: More Fire!
My Bestie: Lemonade!!!

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"Bad thoughts and bad ideas are two totally different things." -Me

"Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted." -don't know :\

"It doesn't matter how many times your life changes. It's still YOUR life." -Me

"There isn't a man alive that can tell me what to do." -Bumblebee, Teen Titans

"Let's find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."......I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." -Percy JAckson & The Olympians

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!' -Percy Jackson & The Olympians

We only came close to dying six or seven times, which i thought was pretty good. Once, I lst my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.
"Sorry," she murmured.
"S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like. -Percy Jackson & The Olympians

"You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve." -Ginny, Harry Potter

"Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." -Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" -Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter

"I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry, Harry Potter

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm! -Teen Titans

Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself. -Teen Titans

Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-
Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!
-Teen Titans

Cyborg: I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
Beast Boy: Uh...
Starfire: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!
-Teen Titans

[lioness99a]

A quote from one of my favourite Vlogbrothers videos-Table Topic Outtakes

Hank Green: John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?
John Green: If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party.
Hank: I would. I would throw Vidcon! Even better.
John: I like to be by myself. Or with my family like...
Hank: No. No, I have a new answer.
John: OK
Hank: I would throw a party...On Mars. If money were no object.
John: And then you'd have one day of party and you...
Hank: Just get on the ship and go back.
John: Or die.
Hank: Right, no. You just party.
John: Party 'till you die.
Hank: Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy".
John: "Blashhh" And then they just burns to death. Within hours.
Hank: Burns?
John: What do I know about the...
Hank: It's cold.
John: Is it cold on Mars?
Hank: It's cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It's cold on Mars
John: Really?
Hank: It's cold on Mars
John: Are you positive?
Hank: ...
John: The whole time? All year round? Even in the summer?
Hank: ... It's cold on Mars. Sorry
John: Even in August?
Hank: It's cold
John: Right at the equator?
Hank: It's cold
John: Right at the Martian equator?
Hank: It's cold
John: 'Cause it's further from Earth; is that why?
Hank: Yes- It's further from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John: Wait, you're telling me that heat is not produced by the Earth? Now, everything is being overturned! Next, you'll tell me that the Earth is not the center of the Universe or that 6 to the 5th power is not 4!
Hank: You're bad at being a nerd...

[Frozen.Solid]

"There are two types of people in the world, those who hate clowns... and clowns."

~Bobby Pendragon
[Book 8 of Pendragon series; The Quillan Games]

[Tawny224]

I think it's much harder to be good than to be bad. I fight like crazy to be good. Bad comes naturally.

[MacabreSmile]

"I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”
There. Thanks. Sorry about that."
― Neil Gaiman

[viviyan]

"well, if we got ourselves into this mess, we can get ourselves out of it!" -One of my in-class story characters <3 She's a detective

Okay, more quotes, from Avatar TLA again :

Toph: That was random (after being attacked by "Combustion Man')

Toph: Can friendships really last more than a lifetime?
Sokka: Well, scientifically speaking, theres no way to prove that-
Katara: Oh Sokka! Just hold hands!

Sokka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SNEAK ATTACK-Oof!
Aang: Sokka, sneak attacks dont work if you yell it out loud.

Sokka: Thats it! The perfect name! Combustion Man!
Toph: Good job Sokka, now lets get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!

[Moceanu]

' NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE: THE WORD ITSELF SAYS “I’M POSSIBLE!” ’ – AUDREY HEPBURN

"What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the wholes school knows!" - Albus Dumbledore

[EpicNoodles]

hmmm... I have a lot of favorite quotes but I'll just go with this one

not until you appreciatte what a jerk I am

magic man from adventure time

[ojoku]

My only friend taunted metal music when they played it in passing period:
"BLOOD, GUTS, YEAH!" Is what he screamed during the song, so now we both do that when a metal song comes on. That's our new quote~ Our LA teacher wasn't very impressed, but we thought it was pretty funny, even if I do like metal.