Chicken Smoothie Quotes

[mr.kingrichard]

HELP I'M pEEEING AND I CANT STOP
IM LAUGHING TOO HARD
HREKS;GHELP

- Me

Boundingfeather: IF YOU JUST BELIEVED IN FARIES
Me: OH YEAH WELL I DON'T SO THEY CAN ALL DIE NOW
/FLOATS THROUGH THE CEILING INTO THE SUN
Boundingfeather: BYE BYE
Me: HEPL

[∞✦∞ Kat ✦ Marc ∞✦∞]

DisabledLlama wrote:

Ahhh, FlitterRayne and Nick. Like Yoda, not like Tess (who is like Vader).

Tess replied:
ur face

FlitterRayne Commented:
Hrmrm...Like yoda I am. And Tess Vader be? Take time to ponder this I must. Hrmrm.
*falls over in a fit of giggles*

After pondering much...Thinking I am we know now what happens when Tessa Vader puts the Avian's goggles on...
{instert Vader with Avian's goggles on}


(I read this and DIED.)

[Venneris]

OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
MEH MEH MEH MEH
AND IN THAT FARM THERE WAS A... [FILL SPECIES IN HERE]
MEH MEH MEH MEH
WITH A MEH-MEH HERE
AND A MEH-MEH THERE
HERE A MEH
THERE A MEH
EVERYWHERE A MEH-MEH
OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
AND OLD MCDONALD WAS SLIGHTLY RETARDED
SO HE HAD A GREEN MEH-MEH

Okay, not Old McDonald was retarded, I am.

[Delirius]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/viewtrade.php?id=19365143&userid=249791&signature=LvWVlIwU_hyZ7koz_NNsTw


I politely cancel and wish them luck in getting one someday, but then I get a PM from them saying that they have been trying for two and a half years. They joined in November 2011.

Maybe they're a re-release. XD

made me laugh...a lot :'D

[brinh]

But yes, then we decided to go hiking before we went to the lake yesterday, and my parents also failed to mention that we were in an area where copperhead snakes lived. They're apparently just as poisonous as a rattlesnake...
And then we might have seen a water moccasin, another type of poisonous snake... I wasn't to willing to get into the water after that, too...

Snakes?! O.O Where?! O.O
*Hides underneath my desk* O.O

No snakes here... might be a few in my backyard, I live next to a feild, but let's not think about that...
I'll give you a cookie if you come out from underneth the desk... o.o

A-a-are you sure..? O.O
Ooo, cookie. *Sniffs* o.o

-waves cookie in the air- Yes, I have a cookie... come out from under the desk and you can have it...

o-o *Leaps out from under the desk and tackles you* COOKIE!!!! >D

-tackled- ono
TAKE THE COOKIE
-hands cookie-

*Nibbles the cookie out of your hand* ^-^

ono
-hands the rest of the cookie to her-
You spit on my hand...

She'll probably stab me with a spork or something for posting this
But it was fun XD
Part of a conversation over PM we had. c:

[Beta.]

From a LiveStream,

Scarf scarf scarf scarfy scarf. Scarf scarfity scarf.

Just because you said so, Vampy. ;P

[HeartOfCoal]

i now hate that moment when my phone gets no signal, and then i have to go all out lion king on it (the way rafiki was holding simba up in the beginning)

EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS COVERED BY OUR PLAN, SIMBA
"what about that dark place over there?"
THAT IS THE DEAD ZONE, MY SON, FULL OF UNRULY SIGNALS AND BANISHED PAY PLANS
DO NOT EVER GO THERE, SON, LEST YOU SUFFER FROM SOCIAL NETWORKING WITHDRAWL
PROMISE ME.

[your conscience]

does anybody car anymore?!

no I only motorcycle

/sorry
//had to

xDDDDD
i just saw this was posted here.
and yes, such a mistake XD
it was meant to be care, but ohwell :3
some other people but
no, i scooter
or no, i bike

XD

OHGOD
OHGODOHGODOHGOD
I AM NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD.

i now hate that moment when my phone gets no signal, and then i have to go all out lion king on it (the way rafiki was holding simba up in the beginning)

EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS COVERED BY OUR PLAN, SIMBA
"what about that dark place over there?"
THAT IS THE DEAD ZONE, MY SON, FULL OF UNRULY SIGNALS AND BANISHED PAY PLANS
DO NOT EVER GO THERE, SON, LEST YOU SUFFER FROM SOCIAL NETWORKING WITHDRAWL
PROMISE ME.

THIS. XDDD

[fishyperson]

I laughed so hard at the car one (Goes off to find a funny post)

[fishyperson]

A draft in my PM's

If double-glazed windows are designed to keep you warm, then why are double glazing sellers cold-callers?

I found this amusing, and I know it's not really in context, but still.