Favorite Quotes

[s q u i s h y]

"I'm not connected to any radio stations, but I'm on Planet Randall."
~Randall Abrahms (Head of SA's Universal Records department thing/Idols SA judge)

[Sharpie ™]

"More like the annoying world of Gumball"
-my brother when a commercial for the amazing world of Gumball comes on

[Arkytior]

Why so silent, good messieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good?
Have you missed me, good messieurs? I have written you an opera!
Here I bring the finished score: Don Juan Triumphant!
Fondest greetings to you all. A few instructions just before rehearsal starts:
Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting 'round the stage!
Our Don Juan must lose some weight; it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age!
And my managers must learn that their place is in an office, not the arts.
As for our star: Miss Christine Daae.
No doubt, she'll do her best. It's true, her voice is good.
She knows, though, if she wishes to excel, she still has much to learn.
And pride will let her return to me, her teacher. Her teacher.
*the Phantom sees Christine's engagement ring on a necklace she's wearing*
Your chains are still mine. You belong to me!
-Why So Silent, The Phantom of the Opera
Quite possibly the best song ever.

[MacabreSmile]

Edmund: I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with `T'.
Baldrick: Breakfast!
Edmund: What?
Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea, and I have a little sausage, and a egg with some little soldiers.
Edmund: Baldrick, when I said it begins with `T', I was talking about a letter.
Baldrick: Nah, it never begins with a letter; the postman don't come 'til 10.30.
Edmund: I can't go on with this. (stands) George, take over.
George: All right, sir. Erm, I spy with my litle eye something beginning with `R'.
Baldrick: (raises his arm, even though he's the only one playing now) Army!
Edmund: For God's sake, Baldrick! `Army' starts with an `A'. He's looking for something that starts with an `R'. RRRrrrrr!
Baldrick: Motorbike!
Edmund: What?
Baldrick: A motorbike starts with a `RRRRRrrrrrrrrrm! RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr--'
Edmund: All right, right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with `Come here' and ends with `Ow'?
Baldrick: I don't know.
Edmund: Come here.
(Baldrick moves closer to Edmund; Edmund punches Baldrick in the face)
Baldrick: Ow! (falls to the ground)
-Black Adder

[viviyan]

(lol that ones funny!)

Easy as pie! Anyone know how to make a pie?? -I forgot who

[Sharpie ™]

Nice Piercings. Good luck finding a job
-magnet i saw at the mall

[infinite love ♥]

‎"Some people don't cry for a reason, it's because they have been strong for to long."
‎"Why fit in when you were born to stand out."
"Haters will say what they want, but their hate will never stop you from chasing your dream"

[fly away.]

‎"Some people don't cry for a reason, it's because they have been strong for to long."
‎"Why fit in when you were born to stand out."
"Haters will say what they want, but their hate will never stop you from chasing your dream"

I love all three of these.

"Haters will hate you and rate you because they ain't you." - some T-Shirt I saw once.

"You always look for ways to get in, then you're always searching for ways to get out." - Me

"Strength isn't about knowing that you're stronger than the others. It's about knowing that you can get through all the bad things, and not having to say anything about it." - Me

[lennon]

Life becomes simple when you realize it is always going to be complicated.

[yezi]

All you do is sit on that computer." "No mom, I sit on the chair..