MLP:FiM Fanclub {Version Four}

[Wulfjaw]

I know, I don't want Skyla to exist.
HAHAHAHAHAAAA...
No.

Cadence, just, no, don't.
You just got married, your child does not exist.
DON'T SHOW HER EVER IN THE SHOW, OKAY?!
I'll rip your head off if there's another Alicorn.
e.e

DOODLE EEDLE OOO Alicorns are now veeeery common! Teehee!

[twilight sparkle]

Flitter and I have a new headcannon I'd like to share with you, if you don't mind. It's about Spike.

I believe Spike was genetically engineered by Celestia.

Now before you guys freak out at me and everything, I'd like to present to you the information that makes me think this.

First off, we do not know the origin of Spike's egg, besides the fact that it was used in her entrance exam, which was for Celestia's school. This means Celestia would have given the egg to the people running the exam.

Second, Spike has no sign of wings. Before people say things like 'oh, well, he's just a baby, he can grow wings', I'd like to say he can't. It's not possible for his bone structure to change to accommodate wings. If he doesn't have them now, he'll never have them. The things on the sides of his head can't be wings, for the record, because they haven't ever moved and who has wings on their face? It's possible that he's a rare type of dragon, but all the dragons in Dragon Quest have wings. Perhaps Celestia removed his wings when he was still developing so that he would be unable to fly away?

Third, and most important, Spike can send letters using his fire. There should be no reason he can do this, as a spell would have been put on him as a very, very young dragon. Something that would have changed his fire to use as a portal to exactly where Celestia is. This spell would have to change him in some way to make him do this, because, as we see in It's About Time and countless other episodes such As Owl's Well That Ends Well and Over a Barrel, his fire does not always send things. It somehow recognizes that what he is sending is a letter, because in It's About Time, he burns a piece of paper with his fire by accident, and it doesn't go anywhere, it just burns. For the fire to recognize that what he is sending is a letter, he would have to think that it's a letter. This somehow changes his fire into a portal in which the letters are sent to Celestia, unharmed. Somehow Celestia has configured his brain so that his brainwaves connect to his fire in ways that can change what the fire does, not just the amount, like it would if he was a normal dragon. Here's the kicker, though. Celestia can send letter back using Spike as a portal. She can get letter to come out of his mouth, without him even knowing their coming when she first goes to send them. He only knows when they come when he's about to spit them out. She can transfer a physical object mentally or with a spell through another being. We have never seen evidence that another dragon can do this. If another dragon could, why couldn't Celestia send a letter to the sleeping dragon in Dragonshy?

The only logical explanation is that he is genetically engineered.

Now I'm not trying to make Celestia into Trollestia or anything, and I don't think that it was bad she did this. Most likely she got the dragon eggs from somewhere and was smart enough to figure out how to change them to better her kingdom. The dragons don't know they were changed and don't really care, because they're happy. {I assume everyone else who passed got a dragon egg too.} I think that she did generically engineer those dragons, including Spike, but she had no bad intentions in doing it.

What does everyone else think of this, I'd just like to know.

Sorry for the essay.

['ye]

I made an alicorn OC that isn't a mary sue. {{Took the mary-sue test.}} Do I win an award now?

Anyway, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea, Twilight. It explains lots of things about SPike, maybe it even canon.

[Wulfjaw]

Actually, after snooping around on Lauren Faust's DeviantART (Yes, I'm a stalker), an she said that they all thought that Celestia got the egg just for Twilight's test. I think that Celestia might have known about Twilight's potential. She is never sraight forward with her goals. Take the Gala and the first two episodes for example.
Otherwise, I think that is completely able to be cannon.

[nyx.]

I made an alicorn OC that isn't a mary sue. {{Took the mary-sue test.}} Do I win an award now?

Anyway, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea, Twilight. It explains lots of things about SPike, maybe it even canon.

Link me to that. Like now. xD
I need to take that test.

The Spike thing could easily become cannon.
Sounds better than not knowing anything about his heritage.

[Flitter]

*Genetically, Twi, not *generically...

But I think I still agree with your theory. However, doesn't that bring up the situation of animal abuse/Celestia's general intelligence? What if Twilight HADN'T been able to open the egg? What if a different student, one who wasn't responsible in the slightest, had opened Spike's egg and then neglected to take care of him? There's no way Celestia could know that it was a person like Twilight who was able to open the egg. It could potentially be seen as animal abuse to create an animal for the sole purpose of a school's test, then hand him off to someone "random".

Also: What about all the other dragons eggs possibly opened by students? Would this be considered a new species? If so, why hasn't Twilight found any information on it? And what happens to an egg that hatches naturally, because it never runs across a student who can open it? Then Celestia has the responsibility of a baby DRAGON on her hands.

And if the ponies know next-to-nothing about dragons, how the heck does Celestia know enough about their anatomy to genetically engineer one?

My new personal head-cannon: the school's test changes for each student, and it was pure luck that Twilight got the dragon's egg. There are a ton of other different options for each student (more economically and environmentally friendly), such as lighting up a lamp without using electricity, or making a flower grow and bloom in five minutes, or flying. Twi was never supposed to keep the dragon's egg, Spike was going to go back and be released into the wild, but then Twilight turned out to be a protege. So Celestia not only let her keep Spike, but THEN did some DNA-altering to cause the fire-breathing, no-wings, perfect-pet-for-Twilight thing.

More opinions?

['ye]

I made an alicorn OC that isn't a mary sue. {{Took the mary-sue test.}} Do I win an award now?

Anyway, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea, Twilight. It explains lots of things about SPike, maybe it even canon.

Link me to that. Like now. xD
I need to take that test.

The Spike thing could easily become cannon.
Sounds better than not knowing anything about his heritage.

http://www.katfeete.net/writing/marysue.html Here. }}

Well, then again. It's Princess Celestia, she probably knows a lot about dragons, since she's been alive for thousands of years.

[twilight sparkle]

*Genetically, Twi, not *generically...

But I think I still agree with your theory. However, doesn't that bring up the situation of animal abuse/Celestia's general intelligence? What if Twilight HADN'T been able to open the egg? What if a different student, one who wasn't responsible in the slightest, had opened Spike's egg and then neglected to take care of him? There's no way Celestia could know that it was a person like Twilight who was able to open the egg. It could potentially be seen as animal abuse to create an animal for the sole purpose of a school's test, then hand him off to someone "random".

Also: What about all the other dragons eggs possibly opened by students? Would this be considered a new species? If so, why hasn't Twilight found any information on it? And what happens to an egg that hatches naturally, because it never runs across a student who can open it? Then Celestia has the responsibility of a baby DRAGON on her hands.

And if the ponies know next-to-nothing about dragons, how the heck does Celestia know enough about their anatomy to genetically engineer one?

My new personal head-cannon: the school's test changes for each student, and it was pure luck that Twilight got the dragon's egg. There are a ton of other different options for each student (more economically and environmentally friendly), such as lighting up a lamp without using electricity, or making a flower grow and bloom in five minutes, or flying. Twi was never supposed to keep the dragon's egg, Spike was going to go back and be released into the wild, but then Twilight turned out to be a protege. So Celestia not only let her keep Spike, but THEN did some DNA-altering to cause the fire-breathing, no-wings, perfect-pet-for-Twilight thing.

More opinions?

The thing is, I can't remember if you've seen the episode, when Spike comes out he has no wings and no bumps where wings could be. So perhaps the wings were removed before, and then he was changed the rest of the way?

I think that Celestia knows because she's over 1,000 years old and she's just figured out this kind of thing. Twi couldn't find anything on dragons at her library because it was in Ponyville, which had never had a dragon before Spike, but the Canterlot library has some information, enough so that Celestia could know. Perhaps some diagrams of different dragons and some observations by a curious pony. Not really a lot, but enough.

The rest of your head cannon completes mine, for the record. I like the idea that the test changes.

[CodeOtter]

I made an alicorn OC that isn't a mary sue. {{Took the mary-sue test.}} Do I win an award now?

Anyway, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea, Twilight. It explains lots of things about SPike, maybe it even canon.

Link me to that. Like now. xD
I need to take that test.

The Spike thing could easily become cannon.
Sounds better than not knowing anything about his heritage.

my OC is an alicorn BUT. she is only really good at flying. Her magic skills suck. and she also hates attention

[Squishy Fishy]

Hello! My name is Squishy Fishy. My favorite character is Sweetie Bell. I also like Apple Jack. I enjoy doing/looking at MLP Art and FanFics! I have pony merchandise. I own 3 figurines, and a 20% cooler Rainbow Dash shirt