Favorite Quotes

[Catastrophic Blend]

Favorite Song Quote:

"Don't hang on, nothing last forever but the earth and sky."
-Dust in the Wind by Kansas

Favorite Movie Quote:

"FOOLED YOUUUUU"
-Lord Dark Helmet 'Spaceballs'

Favorite TV Show Quote:

'That reminds me of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzapan' -Sean Spencer
'Its Prisoner of Azkaban!' -Gus
~Psych

[Magykpaw]

Tris: "Can I ask why you're throwing knives at cheese?"
Tobias: "Caleb came by to discuss something, and knife-throwing just came up somehow."
"As it so often does."
[later]
"What did you tell him[Caleb]?"
"I told him how we got together- that's how knife-throwing came up."

-Tris and Tobias, from Divergent by Veronica Roth

EDIT: It's not from Divergent, it's from it's sequel, Insurgent.

[^Fallen-Angel^]

what doesn't kill you makes u stronger <3

[Canadian Toast]

I tell you the truth, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to reason with a Twilight fangirl.

~ me

[supernatural-rocks]

Jinora: Don't force your way through!
Ikki: Dance! Dance like the wind!
Meelo: Be the leaf!

Avatar legend of Korra

[superneatdude]

Jessie:"That boy on the poster looks a lot like you,James."
James:"Really? I think he looks pathectic."
Meowth:"I think that's what she meant,James."

-Pokemon,Episode 48

Ash:"Hey guys,help me out of this hole!"
Misty:"We would love to help you Ash,but unfortunately,you're standing on us."

-Pokemon,Unknown Episode

Ash:"Pikachu,our lucky star shines on us today!"
Pikachu: ???
Misty:"Where? What star? How can you see a star in the middle of the day?"
Ash:"Ugh,not literally!"

-Pokemon,Unknown Episode

[CanisCoyote]

"Sometimes we don't do things we want to do because we don't want others to know that we want to do them."
- The Village

that is like one of my favorite quotes ever </333 I remember watching the movie in German with English subtitles in my German class... and then it was on TV in English recently and my mom was watching it, so I watched the rest of it with her.

[RoseQ]

Cal: Sorry about earlier... Sometimes I just see so much I can't help but to point it out.
Ria: yeah I get that...
Cal: you're right, about people changing. Usually they don't. But I believe there are a few who can.
Ria: yeah... Anymore life lessons?
Cal: yup. When someone twice you size just.... Bashes you around whenever he wants just because he can, you learn to read emotions pretty quick. We adapt to survive. You're abuse made you who you are.
Ria: ... Yeah... So what about you?
Cal: No I'm not a natural. I had to learn this.
Ria: well what made you want to learn? What, you suddenly became obsessed with facial expressions?.... Didn't think so... So who was it? That made you who you are?

Cal: -notices the smirk on Ria's face- you know it's usually not a good idea to call your boss an idiot.
Ria: I didn't say... That you were... An...
Cal: Ah, but your buccinator did. Now that is an interesting combination of contempt and disgust. -points a pen at her face-
Ria: uh, I... Um... I'm...
Cal: apology accepted.

Cal: Ah, your buccinators acting up again.
Ria: I didn't say...
Cal: ah, look, now your embarrassed. Well you have every right to be, you did get it wrong, sergeant Scott didnt rape Sheila Lake.
Gillian: Cal!
Cal: she's the one making snide remarks - look at her face!

All from Lie to me

[StarlitMachine]

Batman:

Joker: I'm like a dog chasing cars! I wouldn't know what do with it if i caught one..

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!
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Prince Herbert: But mother,
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm father.
Prince Herbert: But father...
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Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
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[the King gestures to the window]
King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

[sweet tea]

"don't care what people say. i mean, my shower has seen me when i'm taking a shower, imagine what it told the toaster!" -a friend. tweaked so it is less 'visual'.


"when life gives you lemons, make orange juice." -me and someone else.


"sometimes when my eyes are closed, i cannot see." -a friend.