Ridicuosly Wrong Answers to The Hunger Games

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A bunny with rabies.

Where did Katniss meet Peeta for the first time?

[Arsenic And Ashes]

In a tattoo parlor when Peeta got his left ear pierced and got a tattoo of the Capitol's mutts on his back.

How did Katniss and Peeta win The Hunger Games?

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By doing the most cartwheels.

Why did Katniss volunteer?

[[Emma]]

So she wouldn't have to cook dinner.

Why did Peeta say Katniss was pregnant?

[houndjaw]

Because she ate the colassial twinkie she won at the Hunger Games, and was therefore fat.

What animal is Buttercup?

[saorsa-]

A fire breathing jabberwocky with purple polka dots.

How did Katniss learn to swim?

[houndjaw]

From a seal named Mr. Shmuggley-Puffikins.

What does Katniss wear to her interview the first time?

[Sharpie ™]

A fish outfit

What Katniss's favorite song?

[elfaron.]

The alphabet.

What are her most prized possessions?

[houndjaw]

A half-eaten piece of salami and a fudge-sculptured form of Gale's head.

Why does Katniss become a mute?