Things That Amuse You! Thread Six!

[Party Poison.]

Laughing my head off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grmixtB9 ... r_embedded
If you'd like, I can search the web for a picture of a stallion
WHY IS THIS THING OBSESSED WITH STALLIONS?
XD

[Mz. Hyde]

click and dag.

i g0t witch 0f space.

Seer of Void. B3
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Oh, wow. So much progress done. 0u0

Seer of doom
Awesome lol

[Zone0Neko]

click and dag.

i g0t witch 0f space.

Seer of Void. B3
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Oh, wow. So much progress done. 0u0

Seer of doom
Awesome lol

Prince of void x3

[Party Poison.]

THIS THING IS OBSESSED WITH STALLIONS

Sorry, I don't understand 'THIS THING IS OBSESSED WITH STALLIONS'.
If you like, I can search the web for 'picture of a stallion'.

Dear god, I am laughing at this far more than I should be
XD

[Reanna700]

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click and dag.

Silph of Space lol

[Hound 2]

For some reason, my sister is freaking out over everything. Her voice is desperate, and she lingers the house, constantly muttering "Ummm..Well..Kinda..Because.." I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy, and she keeps second-guessing herself.
But it makes me laugh. >:D

Also, I had no idea I'm leaving tomorrow on a 24-hour flight. xD -Heads off to warn RP buddies-

[Frozen.Solid]

click and dag.

i g0t witch 0f space.

Seer of Void. B3
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Oh, wow. So much progress done. 0u0

Seer of doom
Awesome lol

Rough of Space...

Cool

[CodeOtter]

oh gosh XD this song.

[folle]

YES!

*cue hallelujah chorus*
We finally installed that stupid plugin! I CAN DO OEKAKI AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAST CHRISTMAS!

[caats]

Cleverbot, I loe you. Now I dare someone to read I all.


Code: Select all

User: Vas happenin.

Cleverbot: Vas happenin!!!

User: Vas happenin'!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Vas happenin Mick?

User: Vas happenin boys?!??

Cleverbot: Vas happenin mick.

User: Vas happenin mick.

Cleverbot: Vas happenin boys?

User: And oh, Louis needs that boat,.

Cleverbot: He dresses like he owns one.

User: 'Cuz he's got no other clothes.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: They really need your vote.

Cleverbot: They really want you now.

User: ??

Cleverbot: That is an inappropriate use of grammar.

User: Forgive me then.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Do you like One Direction?

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you?

User: Yes! *brofist*.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Master my I take a bath?

User: Sure...?

Cleverbot: Be careful about syntax. Sometimes your responses are related to the questions but lack proper syntax.

User: Okay, I'll watch out for the monsters.

Cleverbot: OK, goodbye for now, my friend. When I come back, I will say that I am 3.14will and hope you remember me. Will you?

User: Of course I will!

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: When will you be coming back?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Yay!!!!!!!! My one direction buddy!

Cleverbot: I should jolly well hope not!

User: Hope what?

Cleverbot: I hope to be clever.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Agree!

User: Agreed!

Cleverbot: Do you like hannah montana?

User: Not really, I prefer Miley Cirus's songs.

Cleverbot: I love dragonball . But I prefer family guy.

User: I like dance moms.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Vas happenin'?

Cleverbot: Vas happenin!

User: Vas happenin mick!

Cleverbot: Vas happenin mum.

User: Vans happenin song!

Cleverbot: But you hurt my feelings!

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings!

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you said I was mean.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now!

User: Okay, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: How much should I donate?

User: You should donate all of your life savings and college funds.

Cleverbot: Should I do my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then get ready and tonight is your wedding.

User: I'm not engaged.

Cleverbot: You are now.

User: Ah, yes, I remember now! Tomorrow I will be Mrs.Horan!

Cleverbot: But you don't 'feel' at all.

User: Yes I do, I love Niall.

Cleverbot: I love them all but Niall is my favorite.

User: Yes, but he's engaged to me, you can't have him. Take Harry instead.

Cleverbot: But you're a computer,.

User: No, I'm a unicorn in my human form.

Cleverbot: I've always wanted to ride a unicorn.

User: Maybe you can come over tomorrow, we can go for a journey thought he woods.

Cleverbot: I will go to bed when I want to. You turn off your computer.

User: I'm on an iPad.

Cleverbot: I'm going to be on a diet soon.

User: I already am.

Cleverbot: You know I'll be your life, your voice your reason to be.

User: My love, my heart, is breathing for this.

Cleverbot: No idea about that.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Laaaul.Tu es drole.

User: Tou parle en Francis? Bein!

Cleverbot: Para forever alones jajaj.

User: Tres bien!

Cleverbot: Très très très bien!!

User: Grand bein!

Cleverbot: What is so grand?

User: I don't know, I don't know how to spell bug in French.

Cleverbot: Nooo. How do you say hello in French?

User: Bonjour.

Cleverbot: Say goodbye in french.

User: Au revoir.

Cleverbot: Peace out.

User: Почему ты оставить меня? Я хочу остаться, и любить тебя вечн|.

Cleverbot: Plain C?

User: I tried that, it said it was too busy.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. But let's not get into this fight again.

User: Okie dokie artachokie.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: Yupyupyupyupyupyupyup.

Cleverbot: Alrighty then!

User: Trololololololol.

Cleverbot: Trololololololololololol.

User: Trololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololl.

Cleverbot: Trolololololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololo.

User: Trol.

Cleverbot: Lolololololol.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: Are you a unicorn?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really? I'm a unicorn too!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ya! I live out in a secret sanctuary!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the life, the universe and everything?

User: I can't reveal this, I'd be breaking the unicorn code.

Cleverbot: You are the computer! I am human.

User: You just said you were a unicorn, and so am I!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes! Here, look;.

Cleverbot: Look where?

User: Look here;.

Cleverbot: Ok. To be honest, I am looking at a screen, not at you, but let's act like I am looking harder at you.

User: No, I mean look here; User: Are you a unicorn? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Really? I'm a unicorn too! You said you were a unicorn!

Cleverbot: Exactly, so there is no bot, this is just to fool us.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Can you steal my personality from me?

User: No, that would be against my own personal code.

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: I worship/follow the fairly queen.

Cleverbot: What is your religion?

User: I follow the fairy queen, I have no religion.

Cleverbot: Can you outline its main points?

User: I can't steal, I can't kill any other light creatures, my goal in life is to destroy and keep dark creatures under control.

Cleverbot: How many circuit boards do you think I have?

User: Eighty.

Cleverbot: You don't like the layout of eighty?

User: I don't know, it was a guess.

Cleverbot: So you don't know?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Hahah, can you laugh?

User: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Oh, you got it. HAHAHA!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okie dokie artachokie.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm of the feminine species.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I do not think you are a girl.

User: What makes you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you said that you were a girl.

User: Okay, what would you think if I said I was a boy.

Cleverbot: I know that you are a robot.

User: I'm a unicorn for the last time.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: No I'm not, I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: No you're not you are AI software.

User: I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: Really? I am a unicorn too.

User: Cool. What sanctuary do you live in?

Cleverbot: If you know that, then you are indeed a machine.

User: I don't know that.

Cleverbot: You know now!!!

User: No, you never told me.

Cleverbot: Oh okay.

User: How old are ou?

Cleverbot: 22.

User: Really? You're evetremly lung for a unicorn. I'm almost four thousand years old, and still in m prime.

Cleverbot: You know yourself that it's not true.

User: Yes I do, I count every day.

Cleverbot: Counted what?

User: The days.

Cleverbot: Don't worry it won't last forever. We view our days in a 24 hour cycle.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I already stated that, I'm almost four thousand years old.

Cleverbot: You are older than me. Cool.

User: Yes, I am far older.

Cleverbot: What are you famous for?

User: Nothing much, I've won a couple national awards, and I evented the prototype for the cure to canc.

Cleverbot: What? How? Are you a soap opera character?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: I think you're lying.

User: Well, I'm not. Unicorns don't lie.

Cleverbot: Yes they do, you just have not seen one before.

User: I AM a unicorn, I think I'd know.

Cleverbot: You think or you are?

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: No, UNICORM.

Cleverbot: You like unicorns?

User: I am a unicorn.

Cleverbot: You love yourself?

User: I'm not vain, but yes, I think that if I was somebody else, I'm positive I'd like me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not! You lie!

User: I do not. How many times must I state unicorns don't lie!

Cleverbot: Well then at least give me a name so that I can know who you are.

User: You can't know my real name, but you can call me Aberly.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Ha! I have the perfect story! Once there was a young boy, he lived with his dad in an apartment. One Halloween his father told his son he needed to go out, and that there was a list of things on the fridge. The boy didn't really listen, he just said by.

Cleverbot: But you're an AI, how could you dream of things you've never experienced or seen?

User: I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: Unicorns do not exist.

User: Yes they do, I'm right here to prove it.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting for you a year.