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[nyx.]

Yes, yes.
...We never finished that one. xD
This is awesome, I am expecting more chaos in the very near future. c:

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

Hey, guys! Chapter 2 is coming up in the next post!
Stay tuned!

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

Chapter 2
The Chapter That Should've Come First!

Hey, you know that one day? The day where Discord went to Candace's house and showed her why she is insane and has that much of a psychic ability? Do you know why that happened? Do you want to know why that happened? Why do you even care, I mean.... You know what? I'll just shut up, let's get on with the story.

You know the so called 'little ponies' that trapped the 'big bad Discord' into stone. They gathered the Elements of Harmony.... More like 'Elements of Harm's Way'. Do you KNOW what it's like being turned into stone?! Oh, the unbearable pain coursing through you veins, freezing you in some horrid position for all of eternity! All of the ponies that walk by and giggle at the oh-so embarrassing look on your face. Some of them even throw coins at you for 'good luck'! Soooo annoying.

It was very early in the morning, and something that struck as odd woke Discord up. Using his limited range of vision, he was able to locate the incoming problem. There was a 50 FOOT HIGH METEOR COMING THIS WAY- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Discord's statue was knocked onto the ground. No fair! Causing chaos was Discord's job, and no one else's! It was time to see what was going on around here! Discord tried to look around for the cause of the destruction, but due to his limited vision, he couldn't see the source of the chaos.

He felt some source of magic lift his statue and put it back onto the original pedestal. Well, that was most certainly interesting. He could still feel the heat seeping out from the giant meteor. Everything seemed calm until the meteor BURST open with a deafening *CRACK*. Good thing Discord didn't have to blink in this wretched prison, or there would be dust all over his eyes.

What came out next is what confused Discord the most. A white pony with multi colored hair. Sound familiar to you?! Though something seemed to be different about her.... but Discord couldn't quite put his finger on it. Well, he couldn't do anything with his finger as long as he was a statue.

Even though that event was pretty unforgettable, not too much later some of the royal guard came and cleared up the destruction, and even before visitors started coming to the garden. The day was pretty boring, but that was normal. Ponies threw coins at him and laughed at his loss against the Elements of Harmony. But every once in a while Discord could gather some magic and scare the ponies out of their pants! Or, that is, if they were wearing any. Ponies don't wear pants, okay?!

Reminds him of the one time where he got chocolate milk all over the Canterlonian's hair. That was fun. :3

"Ugh, look at that brute! Imagine if he wasn't ever defeated! Chaos would rain everywhere, and everypony would be in a huge panic!"

Now, now, what's wrong with a little chaos?

"Who's there? Show yourself!"

I'm afraid I can't. You know, being trapped in stone...

"Don't speak to me, you ruffian! Creatures like you should never be let out of stone!"

I can speak to you all I want. And if I were never let out of stone, the world would be boring! Think of it, a world without chaos! How terrifying!

"I'd rather keep it that way."

Oh really.... With a flash, there was instantly a pink cotton candy cloud above her hair. And it began raining. Chocolate rain.

"Oh, get it off of me! Princess Celestia!" The prissy pony galloped away in terror.

Ah, good times. Good times.

Sadly what presumed after was a very brutal punishment.

Princess Celestia sent Twilight Sparkle to go lecture him.

Discord wanted to rip his ears out.

But anywho, the day went along like the usual... until around 11:00. In the morning.

It seemed that Princess Celestia was taking a little stroll in the garden. That was, until she looked at him and flashed a wide grin. Her horn glowed.... Orange? And began to release Discord from his stone prison. About halfway through, 'Celestia' stopped.

Discord was kind of confused. "Okay, what's the catch?"

The white pony answered. "I am Princess Trollestia, queen of the trolls!!!"

"Queen? You said you're a princess...."

"Problem?"

"I see what you did there. Why are you letting me out?"

"I have taken over this kingdom, and my first act of troll is let the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony out of his stone chambers!"

"Alright! I can take back my kingdom!"

"Fool! This is my kingdom! I'm sending you somewhere else. Besides, you look really ugly in my garden."

"Hey, this is my kingdom, and I'm not leaving without a fight!"

"It's on!!" Princess Trollestia finished releasing Discord and got into a battle stance.

"See you later!" Discord began to fly away.

"Oh no you don't!" Trollestia shot him with a laser.

"YEEEOUUCH!" Discord fell to the ground.

Trollestia looked over at him. "We're going to fight, and I'm going to shoot you to Earth with a banana cannon."

"Ugh. Let's get this over with." Discord wasn't badly injured, but definitely weakened. After Discord walked over to Princess Trollestia, he decided to distract her. "Hey, look over there!" Somehow she believed him and looked away. "Chocolate milk!" Discord threw some exploding chocolate milk at her head.

She looked over at him. "You think you can defeat me with that?! How puny. Troll laser!"

Trolol la la la...

PEWWW

Discord tried his best to hold it back. "Gah!"

BOOOOM

Discord casually got up and dusted himself off. "Is that all you got?" He walked over to her and tapped her on the head.

"You shouldn't have done that," she grinned.

"Why?"

"You'll find out soon enough."

"DAMMIT-" Discord instantly collapsed to the ground, falling unconscious.

******

When Discord finally woke up, it was very cramped, and he even considered that he was trapped in his statue again. "What...." Oh, he could talk, that's for sure. "It's very cramped, can I have an explanation?"

"Oh sure," Trollestia replies. "Do you like mmmm, bananas?"

"I guess so, now can I-"

"WELL YOU CAN GO BANANAS...."

"I'm in a banana cannon, I presume?" Discord knew he lost this battle already. With his wings slightly weakened, it was hard for him to be able to fly away anyways.

"ON THE EEAAAARRRTH, BIIIIIA-"

The rest of her sentence was cut off by the deafening boom of the cannon. Discord was shot up at a miraculous speed, the wind stinging his eyes. Once he was in space after about four minutes, a screen popped up next to him. He looked to his side.

"So, how's your trip?"

Discord grimaced. "I don't want to talk about it." He crossed his arms.

"Haha, Trollestia rules, Discord drools~" She looked at Discord, who was currently giving of a venomous look at her. "Don't be such a bad sport! We'll get to 'play' again sometime." She emphasized the word 'play' to annoy him even more. "Also, now that everypony knows that you're out, I'll cover for you. Just a most benevolent gift from the best Queen~"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Where am I going again?"

"Oh, just the most boring place I can think of.... Earth! You'll get to meet your best pal Candace again!"

"How did you-"

"I am a stalker. Deal with it." She put on a pair of sunglasses and began to sip a soda. The screen turned off and disappeared.

Discord facepalmed. Well, at least he had his magic, giving him the ability to cause chaos the instant he got there. Well, golly gee, that battle ended really fast, didn't it?

Discord looked around and noticed that Earth was not too far away at this time, and prepared for a crash landing. Grinning at the opportunity to make something explode, he put on a very large helmet covered in drawings of marshmallows and other random items. There was a flower sticking out from the top. "Here we go!!" He started approching the concrete ground, at a speed of over 9000. If he didn't do something quick he probably wouldn't be able to sit down for a week! Luckily, about two centimeters above the ground the snapped his talons and the ground turned to chocolate marshmallows!

Though, the impact was still big enough for people to notice. Who wouldn't notice a humongous pile of marshmallows sitting upon the ground, anyway?! Left and right, people were closing in and checking out the action, ranging from little girls with their moms from tall men with beards.

Discord got up and shook his head quickly before saying, "That made quite the impact, hm?"

Lots of ad lib followed including,

"It can speak English?"

"Mommy, what is that thing?"

"What are you?"

Discord got up and brushed himself off, while everybody else backed up a little bit. "I am Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, here to cause what he's best at!"

Everyone looked at him with stupified faces.

"It's chaos, you dodos! Now scram before I turn you all to marshmallows."

Everybody ran off, mothers carrying their daughters, people scrambling into cars, so and so. Discord looked around at the scenery. Behind him was a store named... Manglesen's. How original! Ah, what fun. People screaming, others crying, someone even started a fire! How wonderful.

Cars turned into piles of gumballs, ground turned to soap, and buildings began to transform into chocolate. After being satisfied with his work, his ears perked up. What was that smell? It seemed to be a concoction of insanity mixed with.... nostalgia. This smell intrigues immortals like him, so he took off to investigate.

Not too long after, there were news vans chasing after him for he didn't know what reason."Back off, jack!" Instantly, there was a tall block of giant baby blocks superglued together, for extra support! All the vans either came to stop, or crashed into each other, which would cause whipped cream to pour out of any tears in the metal. People (Along with whipped cream) came pouring out of the vans, stumbling around like a bunch of drunkards.

"Have fun!" Discord merrily continued on until he found the source of the smell, which was coming from a slightly small tan house. Discord found the nearest window and climbed in, then hiding under some bed with a My Little Pony blanket.

Three girls came inside, two of them having medium-long brown hair (One of them wearing glasses), and the other one having short blonde hair (Also wearing glasses). The one with glasses and brown hair stepped forward and said, "Hi, Kitty!" or something of the sort. She looked under the bed and Discord got out of the way before she could even notice he was there. Oh, someone was suspecting? Time to have some fun!

After she got up, Discord tripped her multiple times just to annoy her, and when she accused her friends, he laughed at her when they blamed it on someone else.

The next guest came in, who was a bit stockier with poofy blondish-brownish hair. Everybody called her 'Ali', and she brought a bunch of junk food in. They all began to joke about seeing Discord. Oh really? Within an instant, everybody fell to the ground at his command.

Afterwards, the four kids walked downstairs and Discord went to pull another prank. He walked in front of the door, pressed the door bell a bunch of times, and flew up to the roof before whoever was answering the door could come outside.

The same girl who looked under the bed came outside. "Who is-"

Discord landed behind her.

"It...." She walked down a couple steps when Discord brushed by her side for no reason whatsoever. At this point, he was using an invisibility spell, just in case she found out too early. She ran to the side of the house, jumped over the fence, and ran to the middle of the backyard. "Who is this?!" Discord simply knocked her over. Boy, this was interesting! Though, he did have to admit, this kid was a bit smarter than most.

Reminded him of a certain 10 year old....

Whatever. That was three years ago!

After she got up, she saw another one of her friends, also having brown hair and glasses. He soon found out her name was Heaven.

Then there was Katrina, an ornrey little one who also had brown hair. What's up with all of the brunettes around here?! She had a lot of freckles.

Everybody got themselves situated and turned on the televison. Discord knew this was his cue! He turned the power off and made his great appearance.

It turned out the curious child actually was Candace. How delightful! Now to get down to business...

[Sir Dippingsauce]

Awesome.

[rem sleep]

Hai dere.
I am Ali.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

Hai dere.
I am Ali.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hm..... Hello, there, fellow peasant!

[Wulfjaw]

Oh my gosh, this is so funny. Two trolls against each other.
Discord Vs. Trollestia
I need popcorn.
Now.

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

Hello, all! I'm here to let you know Chapter two is FINALLY finished! Are you excited or what?!

[Wulfjaw]

I am excited!
What's gunna happen next?!
TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME

[ChocolateMilkCannon]

I am excited!
What's gunna happen next?!
TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME

Discord: I'd like to play a game. *snicker snicker*