Favorite Quotes

[bumberbumbinski]

Okay! So here's my favorite quotes:

"If you always expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed." -anonymous
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." -anonymous
"Keep your head high but your middle finger higher." -anonymous

[s q u i s h y]

Marge: No, Homer, you'll kill us all!
Homer: Or I'll die trying!
~The Simpsons

[EveryRevolution]

~~Pretty Little Liars~~

Spencer: If you keep baby-squirreling Ezra, you'll just be taking away his nuts
Aria: you did not just say that
Spencer: I did...

[rolal]

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!! "
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds. "
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

[Arkytior]

These are all quotes from deleted scenes in Thor that I wish had made it into the movie.

Thor: "Have you ever known me to be nervous?"
Loki: "Well, there was the time in Nornheim."
Thor: "That was not nerves, Brother! That was the rage of battle."
Loki: "Ah. I see."
Thor: "How else could I have fought my way through a hundred warriors and pulled us out alive?"
Loki: "...As I recall, I was the one who veiled us in smoke to ease our escape."
Thor: "Ah, yes. Some do battle, others just do tricks."
*A servant comes in with a glass of wine for Thor. Loki looks at it, and when the servant chuckles at Thor's remark, Loki turns the wine into three snall snakes, frightening the servant.*
Thor: "Loki! That was just a waste of good wine."
Loki: "Oh, it was just a bit of fun. Right, my friend?"
*He makes the snakes disappear*
Loki: *looking at Thor's helmet, which has just been handed to him by a different servant* "Ooh, nice feathers."
Thor: "You really don't want to start this again, do you, cow?" *gestures at Loki's helmet*
Loki: "I was being sincere."
Thor: "You are incapable of sincerity."
Loki: "Am I?"
Thor: "Yes."
Loki: "I've been looking forward to this day as long as you have; you're my brother and my friend. Sometimes, I'm envious, but never doubt that I love you."
Thor: "Thank you."
Loki: "Now give us a kiss."
Thor: "Stop it."

Frigga (Thor's mom): "It's all right to be nervous."
Thor: "Why does everyone keep saying that? I am not nervous."
Frigga: "You may be able to fool the rest of Asgard..."
Thor: "But never you, I know."
Frigga: "Just remember, you have something even the great Allfather [Odin] never had."
Thor: "And what's that?"
Frigga: "Me for a mother."

Sif: *Looking at the mess Thor's made by flipping over the table* "Redecorating, are we?"

Thor: "It's unwise to be in my company right now, Brother."
Loki: "Who said I was wise?"

Thor: "Who brought you into the sweet embrace of the most exotic maidens in all of Yggdrasil?"
Fandral: "Well, you helped a little."

Thor: "First, we need to get past Heimdall."
Volstagg: "That will be no easy task. It is said the Gatekeeper can see a single drop of dew fall from a blade of grass a thousand worlds away!"
Fandral : *rolls eyes* "Yes, and he can hear a cricket passing gas in Niflheim."

((Quick note before this last one: Remember the scene in Puente Antiguo when Thor's trying to get Jane, Darcy, and Selvig to safety, and Selvig falls down? That was masterful editing so that they didn't have to refilm the whole scene, because originally, Selvig is pierced in the heart by a shard of glass and that's why he falls down (and if you can tear your eyes away from the focal point, as I've trained myself to do, you'll see Darcy reaching for him). So Selvig falls down, with glass stuck in his chest, and Thor runs off to pick up an Asgardian...wallet, I guess (also masterful editing; in the final cut, they used the shot of him running to the wallet, but instead he runs to Sif and tells her basically, "Go, save yourself."), from which he gets a healing stone and uses it to heal Selvig. Okay, maybe the note wasn't so quick...sorry.))

*As Thor's running to get the healing stone*
Selvig: "I know I should tell you to go on and leave me behind, but please don't."
*After Thor heals Selvig and has run to convince Sif to leave*
Selvig: "I'm really starting to like him."

[Rekhyt]

I really like
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." -???

I don't know why but I crack up when I read
"I cannot read the fiery letters!" -Frodo, Lord of the Rings

[Hawkpelts]

When the sunlight is on me, it's like it's making me believe that you will always be with me~Hawkpelts~me

[Hyazihr]

The past is over. The future may never be. All that exists is the present...

[~West Wind~]

I was talking to a guy at my church, and he randomly gave me a lemonade drink mix (you know, the ones you pour in water to make lemonade?) It suddenly occured to me at the time, and I told him, "Remember in the Bible, at that one wedding, where they ran out of wine? Well, what if at the time . . . *mimes out situation*

Servant: Bah! We've run out of wine!
Jesus: *holds up a wine-flavored drink mix* It's alright! I've got a drink mix!

[grimgrinning_]

I've got drink mix! xD