Favorite Quotes

[abney]

Courage is trusting your horse to get you there ~ Unknown

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“Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth,
and tell the whole world — ‘No, you move.’”

~ Steven Rogers (Captain America)

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“Obviously there's something very seductive about movies, which can be attractive in a bad way if you're doing them for the wrong reasons, for money, or for fame. I hope I won't ever do that.”

~ Andrew Garfield

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“I decided to make 'Captain America' because I realized I wasn't doing the film because it terrified me.
You can't make decisions based on fear.”

“The Internet is a big place where a lot of people can voice their opinions, and my mother chooses to pick fights with random people from all over the world who don't have the nicest things to say about me.”

~ Chris Evans

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“How dare you call my kid a hot dog.”

~ Chris Hemsworth

[dandelion love]

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away."
- Shing Xiong

“The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.”
- Oprah Winfrey

“Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.”
- Plato

“There is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.”
- Dwight Eisenhower

[brunsmeier]

Washington: "Quit lecturing me, or I'll kill you and feed you to The Meta."
Tucker: "The Meta eats people?"
Washington: "Wanna find out?"
Tucker: "No..."

South: "It's not like Maine has much to say anyway."
Maine: T.T *growls*

"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding." - Ezio Auditore Da Firenze

"The phrase "All the time in the world" is absolutely inaccurate. Because sometimes, something happens that no one was expecting. And all of that "time" that you claimed to have... Is gone." -Unknown

[FlynnEugene]

My cousin Diane said this to me when I went to visit her.

Diane: " So, Ella. Why do you play volleyball?"
Me: " Because it's my favorite sport, and my mom did it when she was younger."
Diane: " are you sure!?"
Me: " I am positive.... why else would I do it?"
Diane: *laughs* " I don't know maybe you like showing off that cute butt of yours." LOL

another one:
So Diane made a comercial making fun of sarah mcgloclan and anyway she was like
" You should have seen the look on Martha stewarts face! And she's been in prison!" HAHA

[credence.]

Karkat: *Opens fillet of fish sandwich box and puts it on Eridan's lap*
Eridan: Wahhhhhh ahhh agh!! Ohhhh Noooooo, Weehhhhhhh, nyeeeeeehhhhhhh!! What is this?!!!
Sollux: It's your people.
Karkat: *Throw's sandwich out window*

???: DESU!!
Gamzee: Man, that thing's ******* kawaiii, desu.
Eridan: Wahahahahahhaha Oahahaha *Arm flail*

[zodiac-tiger]

Scott's mom: This is it. You are grounded.
Scott: *sigh*
Scott's mom: No TV.
Scott: My TV's broken.
Scott's mom: Fine, no computer.
Scott: I need it for school.
Scott's mom: [Thinking for a few seconds] No Stiles.
Stiles: Wait, what?!
Scott: Seriously?
Season 2, episode 7

Isaac: Where's the vet is he gonna help us or not?
Dr. Alan: That depends on... Are we going to kill him (Jackson) or save him?
Scott: Save him.
Derek [at the same time as Scott]: Kill him.
[Angry glare]
Scott: Save him!
Derek: [Shrugs]
Season 2, episode 8

Coach: Can anbody tell me where Jackson is and why he missed morning practice?
Stiles [to Scott]: I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.
Coach: Stillinsky (Stiles)! Jackson?!
Stiles: Sorry, coach, I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.
Coach: When was that?
Stiles: The last time I saw him. It was definitely the last time I saw him last.
Scott: [The face says it all]
Season 2, episode 8

[meerkatgirl]

"On game shows, Brandy reads, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer dryer pair."

"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

"We are all self-composting"

"When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves"

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never ever the same person."

(All from Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.)

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Can I just quote all of Invisible Monsters?

[MacabreSmile]

“On Eternity:
I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird-"
"What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
"This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years-"
"The same bird every thousand years?"
Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
"Bloody ancient bird, then."
"Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies-"
"-limps-"
"flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak-"
"Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of-" The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
"How?"
"It doesn't matter!"
"It could use a space ship," said the angel.
Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird-"
"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those space ships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to-" He hesitated. "What have
they got to do?"
"Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back-"
"-in the space ship-"
"And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.
There was a moment of drunken silence,
"Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
"Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then-"
Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.
"-then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."
Aziraphale froze.
"And you'll enjoy it," Crowley said relentlessly. "You really will."
"My dear boy-"
"You won't have a choice."
"Listen"
"Heaven has no taste."
"Now-"
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.”
― Neil Gaiman, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of drunk.

[InfinityOnHigh]

I wish it was me with my hands on your waist while we dance I the moonlight
-I Wish/ One Direction