This is a parody of 'Summer Holiday' that my friend and I wrote when our bus broke down on the way to school last year:
Chorus:
We’re all going to be, late for school today.
No more learning for an, hour or two.
We’re all going to be, late for school today.
No more learning for me and you,
For an hour or two.
We’re sitting by the roadside loudly,
Kiddies in green and blue.
The coppers want to know,
Just what we’re gonna do.
Chorus
Finally the new bus turns up.
But someone decides they need the loo!
So we’re sitting outside ASDA,
Going to McDonalds too!
We’re all going to be, late for school today.
No more learning for an, hour or two.
Bus broke down and we’re, late for school today.
No more learning for me and you,
For an hour or two!
Yes, the police really did turn up (they saw our bus had stopped and wanted to know what was going on).
