Things That Amuse You! Thread Six!

[brian emo]

Moony has the power to deflect powerful magnetic fields. Tragically, Moony becomes kind of an ass in the presence of rock.

ahaha

[mawsoleum]

Varka conquers rivals using a terrifying laser cannon made from rock. Additionally, he has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bird and he can fly up walls using a bewildering humvee. Varka has been known to make duplicates of himself, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. He likewise has learned to tunnel through solid rubber and he has mastered the ability to take control of weather and bend it to his will. Varka can transform any butterfly into a werewolf and he has the power to cause his antagonists to become afflicted with Tourette's syndrome. Unfortunately, Varka struggles with being clumsy.

Varka can transform any butterfly into a werewolf

HELL YEAH.

[Jizabel (Ephona)]

THIS.

EXCUSES WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG

ATLA/LOK fandom: IT WAS TARRLOK!
Transformers fandom: PRIMUS SOUNDWAVE.
Avengers fandom: LOKI'D
Digimon fandom: F--- IT'S MYOTISMON/THE DIGIMON EMPEROR/THE D-REAPER/LUCEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom: Okay, who wants to blame Kaiba first?
FMA fandom: What did Ed do now?
Doctor Who fandom: THE WEEPING ANGELS ARE COMING!
Supernatural fandom: Let's throw some salt on this s---!
Harry Potter fandom: REPARO. REPARO DAMMIT.
Sherlock fandom: MORIARTY REALLY DOES HAVE A KEY TO EVERYTHING
Hetalia Fandom: All shall become one with Russia now.
Suits Fandom: Someone get Benjamin to fix this right now.
One Piece Fandom: DAMN YOU BLACKBEARD!
TF2 Fandom: damn SPIES SAPPIN' MAH TUMBLR
Homestuck Fandom: SOLLUX NO BAD STOP IT
Durarara!! Fandom: IZAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
Pandora Hearts Fandom: It was all Jack's doing from the start. ((HOW MUCH AM I ABLE TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS?))
Baccano! Fandom: DOES FERMENT USE THE INTERNET NOW OR SOMETHING?
Paper Mario Fandom: Doopliss' fault.

[CodeOtter]

Codelyoko12lover has mastered the ability to cause her attackers to become tired. She also has been known to transform sand into rock and she wields a terrifying beak made from shadow. Codelyoko12lover fights with a dangerous stinger that also grants an impressive power to recover quickly from wounds and she possesses the power to change shape into an antelope. Additionally, she developed the talent to deflect flame and she is able to create wood out of thin air. Codelyoko12lover can throw vibrations from her morningstar against any enemy in sight, but only in shadow. She has learned to tunnel through solid magic and she has the power to levitate from rooftop to rooftop. Codelyoko12lover has the power to absorb the damage from poison and use it to amplify her flexibility and she can transform any jellyfish into titanium. Also, she has been known to leap to a microscopic world using a magnificent assault vehicle and she can confuse the vision of a combatant. Codelyoko12lover can make duplicates of herself. Tragically, Codelyoko12lover is infamous for being insane.

im insane? like i didn't already know that XD

[Party Poison.]

Passing Memories possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a distant area. Also, she can take control of jackals and she has learned to transform her body into illusion, however can only do so twice a day. Passing Memories developed the talent to create glass out of thin air and she is able to transform any dinosaur into physical matter. She also brawls wielding a radioactive bundle of fangs that also grants a staggering agility. Terribly, Passing Memories is handicapped by being unable to see vegetables.

What? XD

[brian emo]

Moony wages war wielding a savage pistol made from titanium. Shamefully, Moony endures the burden of being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

pistols and tourette's
this will end well CB

[mawsoleum]

Moony wages war wielding a savage pistol made from titanium. Shamefully, Moony endures the burden of being afflicted with Tourette's syndrome.

pistols and tourette's
this will end well CB

ROFL.

Maybe you attacked me, because apparently I affect antagonists with Tourette's.

[Alucardigan]

THIS.

EXCUSES WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG

ATLA/LOK fandom: IT WAS TARRLOK!
Transformers fandom: PRIMUS SOUNDWAVE.
Avengers fandom: LOKI'D
Digimon fandom: F--- IT'S MYOTISMON/THE DIGIMON EMPEROR/THE D-REAPER/LUCEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom: Okay, who wants to blame Kaiba first?
FMA fandom: What did Ed do now?
Doctor Who fandom: THE WEEPING ANGELS ARE COMING!
Supernatural fandom: Let's throw some salt on this s---!
Harry Potter fandom: REPARO. REPARO DAMMIT.
Sherlock fandom: MORIARTY REALLY DOES HAVE A KEY TO EVERYTHING
Hetalia Fandom: All shall become one with Russia now.
Suits Fandom: Someone get Benjamin to fix this right now.
One Piece Fandom: DAMN YOU BLACKBEARD!
TF2 Fandom: damn SPIES SAPPIN' MAH TUMBLR
Homestuck Fandom: SOLLUX NO BAD STOP IT
Durarara!! Fandom: IZAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
Pandora Hearts Fandom: It was all Jack's doing from the start. ((HOW MUCH AM I ABLE TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS?))
Baccano! Fandom: DOES FERMENT USE THE INTERNET NOW OR SOMETHING?
Paper Mario Fandom: Doopliss' fault.

FMA one ftw.And Supernatural. :'D

[CodeOtter]

Codelyoko12lover owns an exceptional ability to see the past. Additionally, she brawls using a deadly quarterstaff and she has learned to confuse the fears of an assailant. Codelyoko12lover can create mental energy out of thin air and she is able to slide up the sides of buildings using a legendary lizard. She is able to block psychic blasts and deflect them against a series of enemies and she has mastered the ability to view distant locations with her mind. Codelyoko12lover has the power to transform any jackal into titanium and she has been known to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to her will. She also possesses the power to make salamanders appear from nowhere and she carries a terrible stinger that also grants an awe-inspiring sense of hearing. Codelyoko12lover lords over a bundle of penguins and she developed the talent to copy defenses of her antagonists. Also, she has been known to become almost weightless and she has a reputation for a mind-blowing mountain fortress carved from physical matter. Sadly, Codelyoko12lover is deathly afraid of men.

well, i am slightly scared of males XD adult ones anyways.

[Idiocy]

Passing Memories possesses the power to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a distant area. Also, she can take control of jackals and she has learned to transform her body into illusion, however can only do so twice a day. Passing Memories developed the talent to create glass out of thin air and she is able to transform any dinosaur into physical matter. She also brawls wielding a radioactive bundle of fangs that also grants a staggering agility. Terribly, Passing Memories is handicapped by being unable to see vegetables.

What? XD

lololololol.
well hey now if anybody is like 'eat your vegetables!'
you can just be like 'WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?! WHAT IS THIS "VEGETABLE" YOU SPEAK OF?!'.
Ahahahaha.
A five year old would kill for that super power.