Favorite Quotes

[Galactic Pinecone]

Um, no. There's really no such thing as a croatoan virus for...down there. You really should see a doctor.

Chuck, from Supernatural

[Maideth]

"Two dead boys get up at midnight to fight" ~Haunting in Connecticut

[[axolotl]]

"Oops. Sorry. My fingers slipped."--Death the Kid~

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[Le Pegasister]

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that will burn your house down!"
~Cave Johnson

Best rant ever.

-Elf

[superneatdude]

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that will burn your house down!"
~Cave Johnson

Best rant ever.

-Elf

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[Moon's Blood]

We are the b*st*rd sons of your media culture, Our minds, eyes and bodies were born of your exclusion; an illusion you hide behind. You don't love a God, you love your comfort. To you we are filth, we are dirty, so be it. We are dirty and unclean, a congration of the unseen. Together we will set this world on fire. This is the New Religoin. Amen!

[supernatural-rocks]

"Whatever reason might make it sound right, murder is not justice! If you kill just because you can’t forgive, wars will never end! Let’s have the hearts to forgive. That’s what kindness is, isn’t it? Kindness will definitely get to them! That’s going to change the future." -off of my favorite show called Ginga densetsu weed

[Le Pegasister]

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that will burn your house down!"
~Cave Johnson

Best rant ever.

-Elf

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"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak."
~GLaDOS

CUBEY!!!

-Elf

[Sharpie ™]

I speack gooder English than you does!!!
My friend put this on her email status and my English teacher just about had a heart attack when she saw it

[Sharpie ™]

Ok my algabra 1 teacher was like the meanest funniest teacher I've ever had.
"do you know why your mama crys at night? It's because your hers"
"I'm so happy I could eat a turnip"
"stop knocking over my calculators you bunch of cows"
"in the time it took you to finish that problem, I could have had three chickens and a cow"
"there goes Mattie who wears a jacket that is purple but it says the word pink on it"
"emily is writing in miget again"
"I can't make chicken salad out of chicken mess"
"don't they make a cute couple" (he would say this when ever he had a boy and a girl racing at the board)