[] folle [] wrote:Holmes (Looking at newspaper): Why is it always the hat photograph?
Watson (Reading part of article about self): "Bachelor John Watson."
Holmes (Holding up the hat): Why kind of hat is it anyway?
Watson: Bachelor. What are they implying?
Holmes: Is it a cap— why's it got two fronts?
Watson: It's a deerstalker. "Frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson."
Holmes: How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it? (he tries)
Watson: Confirmed bachelor John Watson.
Holmes: Some sort of death frisbee?
Watson: Okay, this is too much. We need to be more careful.
Holmes: It's got flaps. Ear flaps. It's an ear hat, John! What do you mean, careful?
Watson: I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now. It's a Sherlock Holmes hat.
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