What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

[veggie]

After you refresh the page 200 times.

What's the rarest pet on CS?

[The_Awesome_Olive246]

This pet right here

How do I draw on Oekaki?

[[Paradox]]

Go to Oekaki, print out the screen, draw on the piece of paper and then shove it back in the printer. It'll then magically appear in your gallery.

How do I change my avatar?

[leaflord]

Find him, and tell him he's fired!

Why does the pound take so long to open??

[Junsui]

Because it needs to climb up a mountain first to get you a bag of potato chips while you wait for it to decide when it opens. Duh.

Who is "Avian"?

[leaflord]

Justin Bieber in disguise.

Why is Chicken Smoothie called Chicken Smoothie?

[☆ star child]

because Nick ran out of strawberries for the smoothie, so he used chickens instead.

How was CS made?

[rothbart.]

When a mommy chicken and a daddy smoothie love each other very much, they decide to- WAIT. This is a kid's site.

What's the "Rares List?"

[Cocops8]

its a list that is rare

who is tess

[☆ star child]

Tess is The Enormous Sad Snake

how do I edit my signiture?