fun stuff to do in an elevator

[aleatory]

found this online and it made me laugh...and laugh...and laugh...yeah I'm pretty random

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

[Coonh]

These are so funny LOL......

[aleatory]

I know my fave is 17

[dasniu]

LOL <3

[Arekushisu]

HAHAHA!!!! XDD I love #6

[Slushie~♫]

What about humming to the good old elevator music? =P

[salinity]

I've actually done 1, 7, 8, and 10 before xD

[Luostwanderor]

That sounds like something Moonflight would do. I'll have to ask her if she has. Oh, wait... Duh.

Moonflight says:
Mwahahah I'm sitting next to you, Luo, and hijacking your post! Aren't I nice and unobtrusive? Because you definitely couldn't have typed this yourself or anything C:

I've definitely done #5 (I do that even when I'm not in an elevator), but I'm not so sure about the rest. I really want to try them all now, though.

What's really fun is taking a few people and facing the back of the elevator, so that when other people get in the face the back, too. It's hilarious because when they get out they have no idea why they were facing backwards XD

Ima go back to lurking on the floor behind Luo now :3

[WildDragonfly]

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"




These two are funny x)

[Mara.]

These are funny, when I read number 10 I couldn't stop laughing! XD I feel so much like doing these at my mom's work. ;3