Favorite Quotes

[zodiac-tiger]

Darren: "But I can't strike an unarmed man."
Vancha: "Unarmed? I have two arms!"

[Elvish]

Rachel: "We're getting married."
Puck: *sigh* "When's the baby due?"

[Cannec]

Wally: Whoa, what're you doing giving bling to my dead girlfriend?

[SithBountyHunter]

"It ain't easy being cheesy. That's the truth, now put some cheese on it." - Oliver or Bacon, not sure who said it first. Then another girl repeated it.

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - I have no idea who said this. XD

"Et quacunque viam dederit fortuna sequamur." - Journey to the Center of the Earth by Jules Verne (quote by Virgil, but it was used in this book)
("And whichsoever way thou goest, may fortune follow!")

[ElevatingHearts]

Madison: "Moments like these are the ones worth remembering."

((Written by me, said by my rp character.))

[Stiles]

"He ain't all there, is he? Is he?" - Dirty Steve, Young Guns

"How come it don't say anything about the two I closed out?" - Dirty Steve, Young Guns

"There's a whirlwind out there. When you're in it, you can't get out." - Doc, Young Guns

"Hey, did you know pigs are as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew a fella in El Capitan... taught his pig to bark at strangers." Charley, Young Guns

"If we get caught, Charley, we're gonna hang. But there's many a slip twixt a cup and the lip." - Billy the Kid, Young Guns

"Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're alright..." - Chavez, Young Guns

"Alex, if you stay here, they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to go and kill all the guys that killed you. Now, that's lot of killing." Billy the Kid, Young Guns

"Hey, Lydia! You look like... you're gonna ignore me." — Stiles Stilinski, MTV Teen Wolf

"Stiles, did you lie to me?" – Sheriff Stilinski, MTV Teen Wolf
"Well, it depends on what you define lying as." – Stiles Stilinski, MTV Teen Wolf
"Well, son, I ‘define’ is as not telling the truth. How do you define lying to your father as?" – Sheriff Stilinski, MTV Teen Wolf
"I define it as... as reclining your body in a horizontal position." — Stiles Stilinski, MTV Teen Wolf

"Am I attractive to gay guys?" — Stiles, MTV Teen Wolf

[caraphernelia.]

"may the odds be ever in your favor." - Effie trinket

[mal du pays]

Hoheo Taralna, Rondero Tarel - Alois Trancy < It doesn't translate into english>

[VermilionHare]

I looked in the mirror I spoke to myself fluffing my dirty blonde hair and said, "I'm pretty!"
My brother comes on the bathroom and says, "YOUR UGLY!!!"
I did not come out of that bathroom for hours

Lol top of my head XDDD

[kittenii]

"I'm the great Black*Star, and I will surpass god!" --Black*Star ^-^