Me: Time to put on your hat!
Winter Beam: No, no, no! NOT THE HAT!
Monster: Yes, the hat! Let Agony put the hat on!
Me: *puts hat on*
Monster: *dies laughing*
Winter Beam: *sigh* Finally the cruel moster went away. I look horrible.
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Monster: Do I smell a BONE?
Winter Beam: No, you didn't. Why?
Monster - I smell chicken bones.
Winter Beam: It's your imagination.
Monster: CHICKEN BONE!!!! *tackles Winter Beam*
Winter Beam: IT'S YOU IMAGINATION!!!!!!
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Light Teddy Bear: Dark Teddie Bear, help me!
Dark Teddy Bear: Candy Cane, help me!
Candy Cane: *is being held by Dark Teddy Bear*
