Favorite Quotes

[dolt]

"Is this a joke? Can i laugh now?"

[Brooketail]

"...the things we lose have a way of coming bak to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect"

~Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

[rjcrjc]

Here's some funny ones:

"Great, I've been insulted by a bunch of kids who's greatest enemy is milk." Jackson Jones (The first NERDS book)

"Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck"

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and sit back and watch as everybody wants to find out how you did it."

(I found the last two on random websites, so I have no idea who said them.)

[viviyan]

(lol)

'Go now while you still have a chance!' (probably not just one person, but I found it in my book)

[danny fenton]

Mr. curtain circled the children like a shark circling it's prey. He licked his lips, then pressed them tightly together, suppressing a smile. ~Mysterious Benedict society

Wow, what's wrong with me? i read that book moths ago yet i keep remembering that one quote. xD

"Great, lets go right now!" Finnick said. "Uh, finnick? maybe some pants?" i asked. Finnick looked down as if that was the first time he saw what he was wearing. "What, do you find this..." He whipped off his hospital gown. "..Distracting?"
~Mockingjay

Why do i remember all the weird ones?

"We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear, i think we can handle it."
~Mockingjay

[oikawa]

Mr. curtain circled the children like a shark circling it's prey. He licked his lips, then pressed them tightly together, suppressing a smile. ~Mysterious Benedict society

Wow, what's wrong with me? i read that book moths ago yet i keep remembering that one quote. xD

"Great, lets go right now!" Finnick said. "Uh, finnick? maybe some pants?" i asked. Finnick looked down as if that was the first time he saw what he was wearing. "What, do you find this..." He whipped off his hospital gown. "..Distracting?"
~Mockingjay

Why do i remember all the weird ones?

"We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear, i think we can handle it."
~Mockingjay

I love you for saying the last two ones.
c:
<3

[Corrupt.]

"Sometimes life is hard. Things go wrong. In life, and in love, and in business, and in friendship, and in health, and in all other ways that life can go wrong. And when things get tough, this is what you should do: MAKE. GOOD. ART."
-Neil Gaiman

[Cheshirecat*_*]

"If you shoot for the moon and miss,At least you'll land among the stars"
My friend
And
"I consider myself a Crayon
i may not be your favourite color
but one day, you will need me to
Complete the Picture"
~Unknown

[~West Wind~]

Couple favorites from my math class:

"China. It's the answer to everything." - guy I know

"If it's easy, you're usually doing it wrong." - our motto

"If you have eleven ice cubes, and I have ten apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof?
Purple. 'Cause aliens don't wear hats." - math problem joke

"Math is the only time you can buy sixty watermelons and no one wonders what the heck is wrong with you." - another joke

We were playing alibi and we came up with some pretty good excuses:

"China."
"I admit nothing without my lawyer."
"I was killing G."
"I was being killed."
"I was eating G's remains."

"I was crashlanding a plane-"
*everyone says simultaneously* "In Russia."

"I was clipping a sloth's toe nails -"
*everyone says simultaneously* "In Russia."

"I was alone, in a dark corner-"
*everyone says simultaneously* "In Russia."
"I think that's called a timeout, A."

[s q u i s h y]

"I can't be no Superman, but for you I'll be superhuman.
~One Direction, Save You Tonight lyrics.

"I'd like to give a shoutout-- SHOUTOUT!"
"I like girls...who like carrots."
~Louis Tomlinson