Pet's name: bhyu
Bhyu: I need all the luck I can get to fix my stupid broken heart! *runs around finding four leaf clovers*
Me: Errrrr... sorry to burst your bubble but you're stuck like that.
Bhyu: Oh dang it! Curse whoever drew me!
Me: One word. equimagine.
Bhyu: *turns head to equimagine looking angry*

YOU EVIL PERSON!! CURSE YOU! YOU KILLED MY LOVE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oooookayyyyyyyyyy... back away slowly *backs away slowly then just turns and runs*