chocobella wrote:99.9% of the Girls in America would pass out if Edward Cullen disappeared. Post this to your signature if you were the 0.01% Happily poking your new hostage with a fork.95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent who would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"(defiantly)99.9% of girls would faint if Twilight ended. If you are in the 0.1% of girls that would suggest they read Percy Jackson, paste this into your siggy.99.9% of girls would die if Zach Efron were to quit acting. If you are the 0.1%that would say "So long, pretty boy!" and not give it another thought, paste this into your siggy.
50. I couldn't wake up
49. My dog bit my finger
48. My underwear was still in the washing machine
47. I had a bad dream last night
46. My invisible cat tore up my house
45. The tooth fairy never came
44. I forgot to chop down a tree in my back yard
43. My house burned down
42. Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! *Shock*
41. I saw a zombie outside
40. I ate too much pie last night
39. I was kidnapped by a burger
38. My cat ate my pet mouse
37. I was watching myself on http://www.youtube.com
36. I was eating a taco
35. My face fell of accidentally
34. I saw a guy who was giving out free hot dogs
33. My grandma was throwing bananas at me all night long
32. My penguin slipped down the toilet
31. I was playing with my sister's barbie doll
30. I had to water the plants
29. I was having a fight with a lampost
28. I was solving my rubix cube
27. My brother baked me a cake
26. I forgot how to breathe
25. My milk turned into cottage cheese
24. I forgot where I lived
23. My lightbulb broke so I couldn't see
22. I had to cut the grass for my grandpa
21. My eye hurt
20. I got lost in my closet searching for Narnia!
19. I was on the phone with Obama
18. I ate all my halloween candy
17. I got eaten by a tic-tac
16. I swallowed a whole potato in one bite for breakfast
15. I forgot this one
14. Miley Cyrus deleted her twitter OMG
13. I worked way too hard the previous day
12. I was to busy trying to invent Xbox 720
11. I lost my car keys
10. My body didn't want to wake up
9. Smokey the bear taught me about fire
8. Kanye West interupted me
7. I was giving my friend a haircut
6. My underwear shrunk too much while it was in the dryer
5. I was updating my twitter
4. Superman was on break so I had to cover for him
3. Two really annoying kids were holding up traffic with an invisible rope
2. I was locked inside my house
1. I thought today was a day off. Sorry
i would like to congratulate you on this
On what?
