95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 percent who would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"
99.9% of girls would faint if Twilight ended. If you are in the 0.1% of girls that would suggest they read Percy Jackson, paste this into your siggy.
99.9% of girls would die if Zach Efron were to quit acting. If you are the 0.1% that would say "So long, pretty boy!" and not give it another thought, paste this into your siggy.
90% Of people who read Warriors would go insane if Warriors ended. 10% of those people would throw a party.90% of people who read them would burst into the party,grab chips and yell and scream at those people.If you are that part of 90%, Copy and Paste this.
It's Rainbowy Goodness!
In my family, having "No Life" Is the same as being without a career or an actual hobby that doesn't include being a stalker, a creeper, a horn-dog, or a full out rude, obnoxious, preppy, self-absorbed, annoying horn-dog who all they care about is their looks, if they're popular, and how hot their girlfreind or boyfreind is.
^^
Just sayin'
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Somwhere you don't know.
*Laughs maniacally*
*throws hands and head back and laughs insanely*
LIEK HAI 8D *spazzflail*
used to be AirForce99 c:
I share a computer with my mother
((Ha! I know youz!))
We know where you live... Just ask the Garden Gnomes.
Users browsing this forum: None, fool!
I know something you don't know!
I'm *real*
It's the END OF THE WORLD!!!
THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!
Alice has claimed herself odd. Anyone who says otherwise WILL FACE HER WRATH. RAWR! Have a nice day! xD
u stalker!!
Indeed ಠ_ಠ
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No Direct Linking
That made me 'lol'.
Whenever I think "zombie" I automatically think of them dancing in the streets singing "Thriller"
I think nick slept through biology class
I'm sure he did :3
*EPIC*
Dood, you FAIL.
Yeah, I tap that!
Dood, that's gay! I was winning!
Nu-Uh, I tapped it. You're losing, now.
MAGIC NERDS
Why do they always have to sound wrong?
You just got BURNED, fool!
Ok, so I finally found out how to get my siggy to work!! Ok, so uhhh yeah, hi.
Rawr?
If at first you dont succeed, you obviously dont play mellophone.
Marching Band: One day, football will be played at halftime.
Marching Band: If it were easy, it would be a sport.
Why is there a french horn in a wind quintet?
Its the only brass instrument with a brain.
Woo! Special people group!
Of at first you don't succeed, always use fire.
My brain took off, and naturally I had to go supervise. You know how those brains get - give 'em an inch and they unleash total anarchy on the world. I was just doing my civic duty, honest!
When you feel that sudden rush of pain in your arm, reach it out, touch an angel. It's waiting just at your side. Touch her, and your pain is gone. Touch an angel today. Be an angel today. -Rodii, the awesome person!
50 excuses to get out of school/work!
50. I couldn't wake up
49. My dog bit my finger
48. My underwear was still in the washing machine
47. I had a bad dream last night
46. My invisible cat tore up my house
45. The tooth fairy never came
44. I forgot to chop down a tree in my back yard
43. My house burned down
42. Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! *Shock*
41. I saw a zombie outside
40. I ate too much pie last night
39. I was kidnapped by a burger
38. My cat ate my pet mouse
37. I was watching myself on http://www.youtube.com
36. I was eating a taco
35. My face fell of accidentally
34. I saw a guy who was giving out free hot dogs
33. My grandma was throwing bananas at me all night long
32. My penguin slipped down the toilet
31. I was playing with my sister's barbie doll
30. I had to water the plants
29. I was having a fight with a lampost
28. I was solving my rubix cube
27. My brother baked me a cake
26. I forgot how to breathe
25. My milk turned into cottage cheese
24. I forgot where I lived
23. My lightbulb broke so I couldn't see
22. I had to cut the grass for my grandpa
21. My eye hurt
20. I got lost in my closet searching for Narnia!
19. I was on the phone with Obama
18. I ate all my halloween candy
17. I got eaten by a tic-tac
16. I swallowed a whole potato in one bite for breakfast
15. I forgot this one
14. Miley Cyrus deleted her twitter OMG
13. I worked way too hard the previous day
12. I was to busy trying to invent Xbox 720
11. I lost my car keys
10. My body didn't want to wake up
9. Smokey the bear taught me about fire
8. Kanye West interupted me
7. I was giving my friend a haircut
6. My underwear shrunk too much while it was in the dryer
5. I was updating my twitter
4. Superman was on break so I had to cover for him
3. Two really annoying kids were holding up traffic with an invisible rope
2. I was locked inside my house
1. I thought today was a day off. Sorry
I'm the Vampire who lurks the cold, hard, moon-lit streets.
世界のダークサイドを見てみましょう
限り、あなたが私の手を握って、そのような世界を渡すことができます
山本 x 雲雀
Happy Llama, Sad Llama, Mentally Retarded Llama, Super Llama, Drama Llama, Big, Fat, Mama Llama, Camel.
llamallamallamallamallamallamallamallamaDUCK
Cool. -insert xat thumbs up emote here-
Hows is my pimpin'... WoW playin' vampiah friend? Yo.
Power Corrupts All, But I need the electricity
Never Take Life Seriously, Nobody Gets Out Alive Anyways
If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I can resist everything except temptation.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
E-Pal anyone?
just being random.
I am secretly a very scary moustached man named Blv in Taffy's weird imagination
You have been QUOTED!
As the teletubbies would say...
Ask the evil llamas or something?
Your stupidity astounds me.
ಠ _ ಠ
Me est Stalker français. Fear me! Rawr!
If you are one of the 2% that will show your love of GOD and JESUS, post this in your siggy, but if you are the 98% that won't, Why bother reading this? I'm not going to shove some religion down anyone's throat.
(Yes, I made this myself. And let it be a lesson to everyone who says I'll go to Heck because I don't beleive in this "God".)
You have installed Doby and his mismatched socks, now you shall pay >8DHow much? 'Cause I mean, I'm really low on cash. XDONE MILLION DOLLARS! Uh... Oh well, just give him some new socks XD
☻/ This is bob, copy paste him in
/▌ your signature so he can
/ \ take over ChickenSmoothie
The best thing about the internet is nobody can see you pick your nose.
No, the best thing about the internet is that you can say your tall, lean, incredibly rich, and 20 when infact your 5-foot-2, fat, poor, and 52.
Location: If I told you... I would have to kill you ._.
Just your average Witch... zombie-wise, I mean. Well, until Alice makes me human again. But then I always get attacked by zombies again. c:
Hopefully I will be heading this way sometime soon with whimsical outbursts of hilarity. lolzez
weeeee *dances*
I wish I knew Ozzy Ozborne.
Granted, but he turns into a zombie and painfully, yet willingly, eats your demented brains.
rickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollrickrollRICKROLL
Anyone want to know the 1BILLION bloody explinations for ghosts? :3
The Evil League of Weasels >.<
The Evil League of Measels >.<
The Evil League of Evil! ^-^ >xD
(And rainbowy goodness - I mean evilness! YAY!!!
Evil Layer Dx<
Lair! >:)
>8D
