Ridicuosly Wrong Answers to The Hunger Games

My gallery · by **lizzyloo** » Sun May 13, 2012 2:58 am

A really ugly weak skinny guy who hates Katniss.

What does Effie Trinket look like?

My gallery · by **Sparky'sJolty** » Sun May 13, 2012 5:35 am

Well, she's tall, metal and lives in France.
Wait, wasn't that destroyed along with the rest of the world? Then why did North America survive?

My gallery · by **SomethingFishy~** » Sun May 13, 2012 6:52 am

Because they put a giant plastic bubble around it when they destroyed everything else..duh

Why is Cato a hot-head?

My gallery · by **Wildeth** » Sun May 13, 2012 6:56 am

Because his mother and father microwaved his head as a young child.

Who was the first person to die in the arena?

My gallery · by **Sparky'sJolty** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:14 am

A chair

What are Tracker Jackers?

My gallery · by **SomethingFishy~** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:51 am

little robot jacks that track birds in the desert

Why do the mutts eyes look like the dead tributes eyes?

My gallery · by **Sparky'sJolty** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:53 am

Because (Insert gory excuse here that involves surgeon and removal stuff)

What did Rue use to keep warm without a sleeping bag?

My gallery · by **SomethingFishy~** » Sun May 13, 2012 7:59 am

Leaves from a willow tree woven together.

Why is Peeta in love with Katniss?

My gallery · by **Koschei** » Sun May 13, 2012 8:01 am

because she has a little sister

why is haymitch drunk?

My gallery · by **SomethingFishy~** » Sun May 13, 2012 8:11 am

because he has low self esteem and his favorite cat died

Why does president snow wear a rose?

Do you think this game is fun?