Favorite Quotes

[mal du pays]

The cake is a lie. -Portal

[GallagherGirl007]

Gazzy sniffed the air. "That's explosives. It smells like Christmas!"

Okay, so we've had somewhat untraditional Christmases.|With explosives.
-Maximum Ride


"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
-Artemis Fowl

[karlio]

I like:

People who say anything is possible have obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.

This is my new fav!

[Ƈಎ႑ಎෆiႵƴ]

Me and my sis were sitting at this table waiting for our friends when she puts her elbow on the table and it breaks, so she says;

"Uh, I think this table needs to be screwed on because it's screwed up."

She says while holding the table on her lap and we just crack up. This happened awhile ago, so i'm surprised that she still remembers what she said.

[Cheshirecat*_*]

When someone asks me what's wrong and I answer nothing i want someone who will look me in the eyes and say "tell me the truth"

[Dracanea]

I don't know who was quoted, but these were his last words. He was a Civil War General.

"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this dist-"

[*QUIT*]

"People say they can't live without love.... I think oxygen is more important..."
~Friend quote

"Don't let today's weakness ruin tomorrow's dream."
~friend quote

"I would rather live a life of 'oh wells' than what ifs'."
~teacher quote

"remember, you're unique.... just like everyone else."
~quote from my brother

[zodiac-tiger]

"I'm more afraid to not live life than to die."
~A woman with cancer, I saw in the TV

[4kcuo]

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

~ Laurence J. Peter

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

~ Mel Brooks


I like these two ♥♥

[profilegone]

"You have put unappealing images in my head!"

- My friend :p