What NOT To Say To A Newbie V.2

My gallery · by **MissBorderCollie** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:08 am

Sure. All you have to do is turn your radio on and place it near the computer.

Why no one wants to give me their OMG so rare for my common pet?

My gallery · by **Scarfire ;** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:48 am

Because it wold be so unfair, because commons are the most valued thing in the world.

Why can't my name be in color?

My gallery · by **sabu** » Fri May 11, 2012 10:22 am

Because then that means everyone's would have to be colored in and Tess likes to play favorites.

Why can't commons be more rare then the omgsr pets?

My gallery · by **ArianaFire** » Fri May 11, 2012 11:06 am

because that pet doesn't like you

why can't i become a admin?

My gallery · by **Aki Hayakawa** » Fri May 11, 2012 11:43 am

Because all Admins must be professional woodchip collectors.
What is so special about December 18th?

My gallery · by **sabu** » Fri May 11, 2012 11:43 am

Its someone's birthday.

Why won't you give me all your pets?

My gallery · by **Scarfire ;** » Fri May 11, 2012 12:17 pm

because penguins cant fly

why can't i make my own pets?

My gallery · by **madismith** » Fri May 11, 2012 1:34 pm

because you never leanred the square root of pi

Why can't i PM anybody?

My gallery · by **Scarfire ;** » Fri May 11, 2012 2:16 pm

Because PM means perfect macaroni, so unless you have PM with you, you can't.

Why is the website called chickensmoothie?

My gallery · by **madismith** » Fri May 11, 2012 2:21 pm

cuz the creator blends chickens into smoothies

Why cant i adopt a lion