Offtopica-the place where topics are non-exsistent.

[~Ktalinfadri~]

I am the queen off offtopica. My name is Regenboogen. I am a color changing wolf anthro. I am practiced in the wisdomical art of ambiguity (look it up in the dictionary).

Today's featured wisdom:
-Oblong profoundity is fundamentally existestencial (howeveryouspellit)

Ambiguous wisdom by me:
-Llamas on and cheese are as good as boats.
-Enjoy your cheese.
-The car drove off the cliff in search of cereal.
-Yay! We musn't let the pickle take over the world! die, Dillo!
-Guzzling sniggers makes me idiotic 'cause hobey, it's burns da tastebuds
-Frogs on broccoli is only edible with icing sugar
-The true name of teddy grahams is cows on cheese
-Ah how true! but what of the jello shaped sediment? That is naught but a candy cane.
-If you know not the meaning of a word, look it up in the bible!
-Do not eat bird sandwiches if you wish to enjoy your wedding!


Ambiguous wisdom I didn't create:
-well i know for a fact that gravity cant apple
-The chicken did cross the road to get to the doughnut, though. I can prove it:
http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/46320407.html
-Ah! I can prove that lies make sense. I did it with my friend during World Domination Club* the other day.
Sense-->Cents-->Dollars-->Pounds(£)-->Pounds(lb)-->Kilograms-->Grams-->Grahams-->Graham Crackers-->Cake-->Lies
-Cake-->Lies makes complete sense, by the way. The Cake Is A Lie, so you can only eat cake with a spoon because There Is No Spoon so it cancels out.
-I seem to have misplaced my right shoe and my lucky guitar pick....hmmm.....COOKIES!!
-Noo, the cake is definitely a lie. Have you heard of portal?
-Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get? Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get? Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get?
And it goes on and on and on and on.........and on.
-Moon's right, the Cake is a Lie.
But the sediment-shaped sediment may not be.

My dad, the king's wisdom:
-Everything I say is a lie
-I have a challenge for you;
Run forwards, as fast as you are running backwards.
-Oblong profoundity is fundamentally existestencial


As you can see, my wisdom is the awesomest, which is why I am queen
That's all for now but the list is ever growing!

[Hereisdan]

well i know for a fact that gravity cant apple

[Moonflight]

Of course, doesn't everyone?

The chicken did cross the road to get to the doughnut, though. I can prove it:
http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/46320407.html

Ah! I can prove that lies make sense. I did it with my friend during World Domination Club* the other day.

Sense-->Cents-->Dollars-->Pounds(£)-->Pounds(lb)-->Kilograms-->Grams-->Grahams-->Graham Crackers-->Cake-->Lies

Cake-->Lies makes complete sense, by the way. The Cake Is A Lie, so you can only eat cake with a spoon because There Is No Spoon so it cancels out.

*Last year I founded the official World Domination Club at my school. We meet on Friday afternoons and have ten or so members. I'd tell you what we do during meetings but I'd have to kill you. We're all supervillains.

[Arekushisu]

I seem to have misplaced my right shoe and my lucky guitar pick....hmmm.....COOKIES!!

[Hereisdan]

but the cake is only a lie when it is said that the cake is a truth so there for the cake is a truth if it is said to be a lie... but then we still have to eat it with a spoon right?

[Moonflight]

Noo, the cake is definitely a lie. Have you heard of portal?

This sentence is false.

[Verd]

Well. Finally. An off topic topic

[Arekushisu]

Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get? Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get? Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese in the noodles and what do you get?

And it goes on and on and on and on.........and on.

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Yay! We musn't let the pickle take over the world! die, Dillo!
(This is awesome.)

[~Ktalinfadri~]

Guzzling sniggers makes me idiotic 'cause hobey, it's burns da tastebuds
(that actually makes sense to some people)