Favorite Quotes

[~StarlightSombra~]

My favorite two qoutes are these-

Best things come in threes..like Friends,Dreams, and Memories.~Unknown

Bloodshed in the cold is a dish best served hot preferbally with lead~BlakDragonboy

[Ƈಎ႑ಎෆiႵƴ]

I made this for my promotion speech...

"When you wish you can take back what you had, don't you wish you could have something better?"

[Atomic Blue]

PITCHERCEPTION.

[Tawny224]

It is not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

[BassNectar]

"One day as I climb up the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today, oh how I wish he would go away."

[brunsmeier]

My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my lazer face! -Church

I can't believe I died for this army... -Church

I've got half a mind to kill you
...and the other half agrees! -Church

Look at what I took credit for finding! -Caboose

Maine: To High
Carolina: Oh Don't be a baby *Kicks Maine off the building*

[Cannec]

Can all of Holy Musical B@man be my favorite quote? Cause right now I think it is.

Batman/ Bruce Wayne: Hi, I'm Bruce Man... I mean Bat Wayne... F***. Can I start over?

Dick: Mr. Wayne, can I be frank with you?
Bruce: Well sure, Frank, if you prefer it to Dick.

Robin: I wanna be a modern dancer!

Pizza guy: I wonder if Bruce Wayne knows that batman lives under his house?

Robin: Look Batman, a dog!
Batman: Quick Robin, pet it!

Evil Sherlock Holmes: (after being shot in the legs) I'll never walk Evil Watson down the isle!

Batman: Tonight will be a night...
Robin: Of dancing!

Batman: God's not up here, only Batman.

Random civilian: It's Captain Marvel! (makes a lot less sense in context)

TGI Friday's worker: I'm sorry, at TGI Fridays we can only offer you lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere.

Batman: No, life partners!
Batman&Robin: Buddies, Bros, Homies, Amigos!
Robin: Pizza!
Batman: Nintendo!
Both: Woo! Woo! Woo! Let's go!

Batman: To be the Batman is to be... alone.
Dick: But I'm alone too, we could be alone... together.

Robin: This man needs a doctor! He needs to go to the hospital so he can go to jail!

And to conclude this random HMB spam, I give you the best Epilogue I've ever read
"Epilogue:
After Many Decades Of Hard And Successful Work, All Of The Members Of Starkid Eventually Died And Were Forgotten As The Hands Of Time Marched Forward. We Are All Grains Of Sand On An Infinite And Unending Beach.” - Starkid

[mal du pays]

-This is a bunch of conversations between my friend's and my characters. xD Hatsu is supposed to be read in a british accent.-

* Hatsu, Striker and Kenzen are sitting at a conference table, planning something.*
Hatsu: ...... We're going to fail, aren't we?
Striker: Yep!
H: Wait what?! You're the one with the PHD!
S: What's a PHD...?
H: A Doctorette's! A degree!!
S: Ohhhh! That's what that means!
H: What?!
S: I thought it meant Phoney Honey Dandelions!

* Striker and Hatsu are discussing marriage.*

H: Who would you marry?
S: What's marriage?
H: When two people love each other and stay together forever.
S: Oohh. So like best friends?
H: .... *Facepalm*

[Twignapped]

"If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!"
-Tulio/The Road to El Dorado

[CodeOtter]

Can all of Holy Musical B@man be my favorite quote? Cause right now I think it is.

Batman/ Bruce Wayne: Hi, I'm Bruce Man... I mean Bat Wayne... F***. Can I start over?

Dick: Mr. Wayne, can I be frank with you?
Bruce: Well sure, Frank, if you prefer it to Dick.

Robin: I wanna be a modern dancer!

Pizza guy: I wonder if Bruce Wayne knows that batman lives under his house?

Robin: Look Batman, a dog!
Batman: Quick Robin, pet it!

Evil Sherlock Holmes: (after being shot in the legs) I'll never walk Evil Watson down the isle!

Batman: Tonight will be a night...
Robin: Of dancing!

Batman: God's not up here, only Batman.

Random civilian: It's Captain Marvel! (makes a lot less sense in context)

TGI Friday's worker: I'm sorry, at TGI Fridays we can only offer you lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere.

Batman: No, life partners!
Batman&Robin: Buddies, Bros, Homies, Amigos!
Robin: Pizza!
Batman: Nintendo!
Both: Woo! Woo! Woo! Let's go!

Batman: To be the Batman is to be... alone.
Dick: But I'm alone too, we could be alone... together.

Robin: This man needs a doctor! He needs to go to the hospital so he can go to jail!

And to conclude this random HMB spam, I give you the best Epilogue I've ever read
"Epilogue:
After Many Decades Of Hard And Successful Work, All Of The Members Of Starkid Eventually Died And Were Forgotten As The Hands Of Time Marched Forward. We Are All Grains Of Sand On An Infinite And Unending Beach.” - Starkid

i laughed quite a few times XD

"evil beware, we have waffles" ~raven from teen titans, cyborg the barbarian i think is the episode.

"oooh raven! you like waffles dont you!"
"more then life itself" ~ cyborg and raven XD

"Then you should call me beast-man!"
"we are having a moment here, don't ruin it" ~beast-boy and raven, the beast within. its at the ending.

birds: "Turn back... Turn back..."
*beast-boy walks up to them.
"careful BB, these may be dangerous."
"Dude, BEAST-boy, i'd know if these where dangerous!"
* continues walking up to them*
"hey little guys-"
birds: *RAWR*
~ nevermore, episode six, when cyborg and beast-boy are inside of ravens 'mirror' or head