Favorite Quotes

[valar morghulis]

Amazing tumblr post;



Dad: Those people on Tumblr are going to come to the house and kidnap you
Me: Dad, they barely ever leave their room..

[Shenan_the_cat]

When one runs from his past does the past chase behind?
No, it waits for your future to trip you up. - me (Shenan_the_cat

[Jinx.]

"When life gives you lemons, take 'em. Free stuff is cool."
Dunno who it's from, but I always use it xD

[Disgustedorite]

"in HIS WORLD, we LIVE AND LEARN and NEVER TURN BACK on our DREAMS OF AN ABSOLUTION. To do this, you must OPEN YOUR HEART and see WHAT I'M MADE OF." -Youtube user I met (things in caps are the names of songs from Sonic the Hedgehog)

[Ain]

Yay for quotes!

"What I do best: Duct taping. If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed at all."

I would never bash Sims 3 players, my parents taught me to have empathy for those that are (much) less fortunate than myself.

"The fish aren't USB powered? Challenge Accepted."

"All right," he said. "You win. I will admit that while I thought we would learn some interesting truths from this book, it is nothing but fiction... and I think a few of my brain cells died."

"There is a 1-in-3200 chance of satellite debris hitting a person on the ground...but don't panic." I for one intend to panic. Why not? There's a 6-ton, bus-sized object about to fall out of the sky!

"Lol, you can get default feet? Tell me more..."

"Pain fades, but being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?"

"Wait. Don't tell me. We're gonna break in, steal some stuff, break some stuff, almost get caught, and escape in some dangerous, dramatic way?"

"Dumbest thing? When someone asks me "Do you work here?" I'm wearing a uniform, have 30 keys and a box-cutter on my waste, and I'm wearing a nametag that says "Welcome to Walmart. How may I help you?"

"Incidentally I hope I can say 'The million pounds diamond is in the .........*cough, cough*........... ....... ....... *die*' just as I'm on my deathbed."

"I have been waiting for you ever since I learned to talk." "When was that?" "Last week."


Ahh.... quotes....

[Cheshirecat*_*]

My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up
I answered "Happy"
She told me I didn't understand the question
I told her she didn't understand life
~Me~

[chupacabras]

My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up
I answered "Happy"
She told me I didn't understand the question
I told her she didn't understand life
~Me~

Wasn't that John Lennon? My mom showed me a picture with that quote. I like it.

[Cheshirecat*_*]

My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up
I answered "Happy"
She told me I didn't understand the question
I told her she didn't understand life
~Me~

Wasn't that John Lennon? My mom showed me a picture with that quote. I like it.

Oh....

[{ℓєσραя∂}]

"Don't walk in front of me, for I wont follow. Don't walk behind me, for I wont lead. Walk beside me and be the friend that everyone needs." Not sure where that came from.. But I love it all the same.

"When your scared to look ahead and afraid to look back, Look beside you and I'll be there." Again.. Not sure who said it..

[Spock and Kirk]

"Of course this is happening inside your head Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it's not real?" - Albus Dumbldore

"If you have to ask you'll never know, if you know, you need only ask." - Helena Ravenclaw